These are the open chords version for this song according to TKchaos, whom I got this from. Here is the original: http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/t/the_guild/im_the_one_thats_cool_crd.htm Em C G D :| 2x Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Oh, no. Don't pretend I didn't see G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) You roll your eyes at my gaming tee Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Don't know if you can read or if you've seen G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine C (x32010@1) The latest trend has hit its peak D (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) They say that geek's becomin' chic Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) So now you're out of style as you can be G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool D (xx0232@1) I'm the one that's cool 2ND VERSE: Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)See you pose a part of nerd society G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) Watched my Next Gen every night G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Wore a headgear to fix my overbite Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) GYour (320003@1)black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me D (xx0232@1) I literally can't see my hand in front of my face Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool D (xx0232@1) I'm the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CYou (x32010@1)may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool GAnd (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em C G D | 1x 3RD VERSE: Em (022000@1) CRole (x32010@1)reversal must be a total drag G (320003@1) DBut (xx0232@1)there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag Em (022000@1) CI (x32010@1)appreciate you for being cruel G (320003@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel CGot (x32010@1)my in-jokes you won't get G (320003@1) DLike (xx0232@1)Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat Em (022000@1) CSo (x32010@1)now your ballin' parties seem so dumb G (320003@1) DYou (xx0232@1)can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come Em (022000@1) CGot (x32010@1)my comics G (320003@1) DGot (xx0232@1)my games Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) All the things you G (320003@1) Dthought (xx0232@1)were lame Em (022000@1) CGot (x32010@1)my cosplay G (320003@1) DFanfic (xx0232@1)too Em (022000@1) CGot (x32010@1)you pegged G (320003@1) DS (xx0232@1)T F U Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CTo (x32010@1)all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool D (xx0232@1) I'm the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CAnd (x32010@1)to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool GNow (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool Em (022000@1) CYou (x32010@1)may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool GAnd (320003@1)I'm the one that's cool DI'm (xx0232@1)the one that's cool [while Guitar-Solo] Em C G D :| 4x end on Em