G (320003@1)                       D7 (xx0212@1)             GC  D (xx0232@1)D7Silent (xx0212@1)night, holy night, No..........
G (320003@1)                            CGranny (x32010@1)breaking wind under the mistletoe
D (xx0232@1)                                GGetting (320003@1)cards from people that you don't really know
Em (022000@1)                         AmOne (x02210@1)look at auntie makes you wanna throw
     DIt's (xx0232@1)not good you know, not good you know.
G (320003@1)                        CEat (x32010@1)so much food you can't see your feet 
D (xx0232@1)                          GSeeing (320003@1)all the relatives you don't wanna meet
Em (022000@1)                         AmLose (x02210@1)a Christmas game so you have to cheat
     DIt's (xx0232@1)not good you know, not good you know,
                        D7It's (xx0212@1)not good you know, woh.
A (x02220@1)            DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
  E (022100@1)                     AI (x02220@1)hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
E (022100@1)                                           E7Such (020130@1)a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
    G (320003@1)                    CThe (x32010@1)decorations go up in October now
    D (xx0232@1)                             GFor (320003@1)twelve days of Christmas all we do is row
    Em (022000@1)                 AmI'm (x02210@1)off next year to see Chairman Mao
    DI'm (xx0232@1)not coming back, I'm not coming back.
G (320003@1)                         CYellow (x32010@1)brick road is always on the box
D (xx0232@1)                GNo (320003@1)Ferrari; twenty pairs of socks
Em (022000@1)             AmIt's (x02210@1)no fun so I just drink lots
D (xx0232@1)                                         D7Lots (xx0212@1)and lots, lots and lots, lots and lots.
A (x02220@1)            DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
  E (022100@1)                     AI (x02220@1)hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
E (022100@1)                                             E7Such (020130@1)a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain.
A (x02220@1)            DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
  E (022100@1)                     AI (x02220@1)hoped last year that it just wouldn't last
               DChristmas (xx0232@1)is a pain in the arse
E (022100@1)                                             E7 (020130@1)A (x02220@1)   
Such a pain, it gets you in the brain, such a pain: Christmas!