C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)CG C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)                     F (133211@1)I broke my promise on a very sharp rock

    C (x32010@1)                G (320003@1)and I was possessed by something quite unfriendly

    C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)          Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)and I was haunted by a demon in my sleep

    C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)and that's how I learned how to survive

C (x32010@1)    C (x32010@1)                Fand (133211@1)I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking

    C (x32010@1)                     Gand (320003@1)I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking

    C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)               F (133211@1)and I gave water to all I thought were thirsty

    C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)               Cand (x32010@1)that's how I learned how to survive

C (x32010@1)    C (x32010@1)                     Fand (133211@1)I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping

    C (x32010@1)                     Gand (320003@1)I gave some money to my landlord he was needing it

    C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)              Am (x02210@1)        Fand (133211@1)I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding

    C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)               C (x32010@1)and that's how I learned how to survive

C (x32010@1)       CIf (x32010@1)you ain't got the do re mi boys

       C (x32010@1)                 GIf (320003@1)you ain't got the do re mi

           C (x32010@1)                         FWell (133211@1)you'd better go back to beautiful Texas

    C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)           COklahoma (x32010@1)Kansas Georgia Tennessee

    CCalifornia (x32010@1)is a garden of eden

  C (x32010@1)                    F (133211@1)a paradise to live in or see

      C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)           Am (x02210@1)       Fbut (133211@1)believe it or not you won't find it so hot

       C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)   CIf (x32010@1)you ain't got the do re mi

C (x32010@1)    C (x32010@1)                 F (133211@1)  
and I just ripped off a man named Woodie Guthrie

    C (x32010@1)                   Gand (320003@1)I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice

    C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)        Am (x02210@1)          Fand (133211@1)I fed false information to the audience

    C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)               Cand (x32010@1)that's how I learned how to survive

C (x32010@1)    C (x32010@1)                      Fand (133211@1)I give a thank you to my father for leaving me

    C (x32010@1)                        Gand (320003@1)I give a finger to my step father for beating me

    C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)      Am (x02210@1)       Fand (133211@1)I give props to myself for achieving

   C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)            Cgoddamn (x32010@1)I'm glad that I survived

   C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)            Cgoddamn (x32010@1)I'm glad that I survived

C (x32010@1)    C (x32010@1)                 Fand (133211@1)I just handed you a giant load of gibberish

    C (x32010@1)              Gand (320003@1)I give love to a lover quite deserving of it

    C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)       Am (x02210@1)           F (133211@1)and I give thanks to all of you for listening

       C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)                   Cto (x32010@1)the story of how we all learned how to survive