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      A (x02220@1)                       F#Despair (244322@1)to the point till they provoke
      A (x02220@1)                               F#The (244322@1)punchline before they have told the joke
      A (x02220@1)                    F#The (244322@1)sheer desperation to be seen
      A (x02220@1)                  F# (244322@1) 
Staring at the television screen
   A (x02220@1)                             F#Despair (244322@1)to the point where they provoke
                        A (x02220@1)                               F#You (244322@1)to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
A (x02220@1)                       F#Sorry (244322@1)sunshine it doesn't exist
    A (x02220@1)                   F#It (244322@1)wasn't in the top 100 list
               F (133211@1)                     EAnd (022100@1)it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
        AmDon't (x02210@1)be surprised when you get bent over,
F (133211@1)         E (022100@1)                         D# (x43121@3)He told ya, that you were gagging for it
    A (x02220@1)                               F#She (244322@1)saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
    A (x02220@1)                          F#The (244322@1)kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
 A (x02220@1)                     F#Another (244322@1)variation on a theme
                A (x02220@1)                    F#A (244322@1)tangle on the television and the magazine
      A (x02220@1)                          F#D'you (244322@1)reckon that they do it for a joke?
      A (x02220@1)                               F#D'you (244322@1)reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
    A (x02220@1)              F#That (244322@1)says "we are defenders
    A (x02220@1)             F# (244322@1)   A (x02220@1)   F# (244322@1)       G#Of (xx1114@1)any poseur or professional pretender around"
             F (133211@1)             EWhen (022100@1)did your list replace the twist and turn?
AmAh (x02210@1)the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
F (133211@1)                      ED CB AAnd (x02220@1)if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers

Save it for the morning after

Solo

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             F (133211@1)                     EAnd (022100@1)it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
AmDon't (x02210@1)be surprised when you get bent over,
F (133211@1)          E (022100@1)                        D#He (x43121@3)told ya, that you were gagging for it
F (133211@1)                     
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot (022100@1)quick enough can I have it quicker?
AmAlready (x02210@1)thick and you're getting thicker
FLets (133211@1)have a game on the Teddy Picker
ENot (022100@1)quick enough can I have it quicker?
D#Already (x43121@3)thick and you're getting thicker
A (x02220@1)          F#Asuming (244322@1)that all things are equal,
A (x02220@1)             F# (244322@1)              A (x02220@1)           EWho'd (022100@1)want to be men of the people
                          F# (244322@1)     D#When (x43121@3)there's people like you?

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this sounds really nice if played well and in time - work on it
and it can be a nice acoustic alternative to the song - enjoy !

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