Capo on 2nd fret

E (022100@1)                    Am (x02210@1)                             EMonday (022100@1)morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school

                      Am (x02210@1)                                   ETell (022100@1)your mum what to expect, she says it's right out of the blue

                       Am (x02210@1)                                 EDo (022100@1)you went to work in Debenham's, because that's what they expect

                       Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)       CG FStart (133211@1)in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor

E (022100@1)                        Am (x02210@1)                             EAnd (022100@1)the head said that you always were a queer one from the start

                        Am (x02210@1)                           EFor (022100@1)careers you say you went to be remembered for your art

                        Am (x02210@1)                                  EYour (022100@1)obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange

                        Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)            CMaking (x32010@1)life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay

E (022100@1)                         Am (x02210@1)                         EIn (022100@1)the queue for lunch they take the piss, you've got no appetite

                      Am (x02210@1)                           EAnd (022100@1)the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight

                       Am (x02210@1)                           ESo (022100@1)they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk

                           Am (x02210@1)               F (133211@1)             CWhile (x32010@1)your cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt

G (320003@1)             FHey (133211@1)you've been used,

C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)          FAre (133211@1)you calm? Settle down

C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)             FWrite (133211@1)a song, I'll sing along

                        ESoon (022100@1)you will know that you are sane

          FYou're (133211@1)on top of the world again