Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)

A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party ? mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)			GI (320003@1)never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                      	     G (320003@1)Dm (xx0231@1) EI (022100@1)hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
EBut (022100@1)you blew my hopes sky-high

		  AmThe (x02210@1)bitch went nuts
	 CStarted (x32010@1)talking 'bout politics
GIn (320003@1)front of all my bosses
   DmBullshit (xx0231@1)from the internet
		  AmThe (x02210@1)bitch went nuts
           CI'll (x32010@1)never be a partner at this rate
G (320003@1)                         DmNot (xx0231@1)with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
	Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)F6 (15xxxx@1)Fmaj7Oh (1x3210@1)no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh!

(Solo over Am)

Acapella (x02220@1)***								(Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
Acapella (x02220@1)***							     (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)				GShe (320003@1)called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)			  G (320003@1)Dm (xx0231@1)EAnd (022100@1)as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
ENow (022100@1)they think that I'm a fucking asshole

		  AmThe (x02210@1)bitch went nuts
        CStarted (x32010@1)talking about vegetables
	GTo (320003@1)the wives of my coworkers
      DmYeah, (xx0231@1)cruelty to animals
	     Am (x02210@1)     CShe (x32010@1)thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
     G (320003@1)		      DmBut (xx0231@1)now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
	Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)F6 (15xxxx@1)Fmaj7Oh (1x3210@1)no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7   G
Oh,    no no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh, no no!

Am (x02210@1)	G (320003@1) DmCouldn't (xx0231@1)you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
	C6 (03221x@1)		GInstead (320003@1)of telling your conspiracy theories
	 DmTo (xx0231@1)all my bosses
	  EAnd (022100@1)all my friends?

		     AmThe (x02210@1)bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
	CStarted (x32010@1)putting down the Christians
     GAnd (320003@1)all about what the white man
DmDid (xx0231@1)to the Indians
	    Am (x02210@1) CHow (x32010@1)could I know that she never done blow before?
     GShe (320003@1)shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
	 DmThen (xx0231@1)she puked on Franklin's floor
	(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!

	Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)F6 (15xxxx@1)Fmaj7Oh (1x3210@1)no!
Fmaj7  G   Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7
Oh     no, no!
Fmaj7  F6  Fmaj7   G
Oh,    no no!
Fmaj7  F6
Oh, no no!