Bill Bailey's "Emo Song"
                   From "Tinselworm" Live at wembley dvd

Standard tuning
Tabbed by Jed

Em (022000@1)               D (xx0232@1)                  C (x32010@1)                AmSometimes (x02210@1)when I'm all alone, I like to touch sharp things,
B (x2444x@1)                  Em (022000@1)          DI (xx0232@1)like to feel their sharpness, against my skin,
        C (x32010@1)         Am (x02210@1)   B (x2444x@1)              Em (022000@1) 
and the vunerabilty of the blood the flows within.
     D (xx0232@1)               C (x32010@1)             Am (x02210@1)        B (x2444x@1)     EmMy (022000@1)useless blood, the carries the oxygen to my ungrateful heart.

Em (022000@1)                        DI (xx0232@1)press my hand against the hot milk steamer,
C (x32010@1)                      Am (x02210@1)         
I slash myself with the lid of a.. creamer,
Em (022000@1)                          DI (xx0232@1)press my hand against the slushy wurer,
C (x32010@1)                             Am (x02210@1)             
I stab myself in the leg with a sharpened coffee stirer,
Em (022000@1)                    D (xx0232@1)            
The only way, the only way that you will see meee,
C (x32010@1)                C/BAm    B (x2444x@1) 
Is if I cut myself,    and I bleed on your panini,
BI (x2444x@1)bleed on your panini...

I BLEED, I BLEED ON YOUR PANINI!!...

Em (022000@1)                     DI (xx0232@1)stole my pins from the notice board,
C (x32010@1)                    Am (x02210@1)                  EmI (022000@1)pressed them into my hand and they spelled WHY? 
D (xx0232@1)                 CWhy (x32010@1)did they spell why? 
Am (x02210@1)          B (x2444x@1)                     EmBecause (022000@1)there weren't enough pins for oblivion
Em (022000@1)           D (xx0232@1)               C (x32010@1)            AmNow (x02210@1)I'm in the hospital, so much carmer now the rage has gone,
EmOblivion (022000@1)
OBLIVIONNNN....


I think thats right. Comment if you see any faults and I'll correct them!
Have fun :P