Chords used in this song
     G5 (355xxx@1)  A5 (x022xx@1) A5/C   C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) Ae|-------------------------2-----------| (x02220@1)B|---------------------1---3-------2---|     
G|---------------5---------2---1---2---|
D|----5-----7----7-----2-------2---2---|
A|----5-----7----7-----3-------2-------|
E|----3-----5----x---------------------|


Riff 1: G5 -> A5 -> A5/C -> A5



    Riff 1 x2
The Jester hops on the Leg of Time
    G5 (355xxx@1)                  EThe (022100@1)scourge of the wizard nation
Riff 1 x2
Magical chanting is no crime
            G5 (355xxx@1)                  EWhen (022100@1)you're suckered by a blind alsation
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)       Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?


Riff 1 x2
Seeing through the eyes of a murderour kestrel
G5 (355xxx@1)                                    EWhere's (022100@1)the tiny mouse, there he is, ha-ha-ha-ha
Riff 1 x2
Ride a white pig to the edge of Lapland
G5 (355xxx@1)                                          EWhy (022100@1)did I do that? Why did I do that? I don't know
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)       Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?


     C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)              Riff 1 x2
When Time has one leg, it couldn't march
   C (x32010@1)         DIt (xx0232@1)stopped, it hopped
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)       Riff1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?

           C (x32010@1)                       DWas (xx0232@1)it the wizards? (No.) Was it the goblins? (No.)
           A5 (x022xx@1)                    G5Was (355xxx@1)it the elves? (No.) Was it the dwarves? (No.)
           Riff 1 x2
Was it the Brain Police?  (What?)
           CWas (x32010@1)it the man with the key to reality,
D (xx0232@1)                   Riff 1 x2
Underneath the mat of insignificance (Nope Who was it then?)
           C (x32010@1)               DWas (xx0232@1)it the terorists? (Nope) Pteradactyls? (No)
       Riff 1 x2
It was Terry
Riff 1 x2
Terry
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)              Riff 1
Terry stole the Leg of Time


(Cockney Middle 8)
   A (x02220@1)                  DOh (xx0232@1)Terry, you slag, you nicked the Lef of Time
A (x02220@1)                           EGive (022100@1)it back before you get a slap
A (x02220@1)                             DTake (xx0232@1)it down the Dog & Duck and leave it behind the bar
   A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)     AOr (x02220@1)you'll get a slap sunshine (Don't gimmie no rabbit)
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)        ALeave (x02220@1)it behind the bar (Get off me sister)
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)        ALeave (x02220@1)it behind the bar (Give him half a pound)
D (xx0232@1)      E (022100@1)        ALeave (x02220@1)it behind the baa--arr

    C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)        Riff 1 x2
Who stole the Leg of Time?
C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)              Riff 1 x2
Terry stole the Leg of Time.
    C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)         A5The (x022xx@1)theft of Time's Leg was his crime