FEMINIST HOUSEWIVES - BITCH AND ANIMAL - SOUR JUICE AND RHYME Chords: Gb (244322@1)E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1)DbB e|---------------------| b|---------------------| g|-----11--9--7--6-----| d|-----11--9--7--6--9--| a|------9--7--5--4--9--| E|------------------7--| This is the story of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each other GbE GbE DB DB GbE GbE DB DB GbE GbE D(One, (xx0232@1)two, three and... *laugh*) DI (xx0232@1)was watching opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Who's Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinem's a famous feminist She says there's no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a feminist Really? Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAll (xx0232@1)you housewives can be Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DFamous (xx0232@1)feminists just like me Db (x43121@1) BNow (x2444x@1)I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) Db (x43121@1) B(Cooking (x2444x@1)the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)where have you been? (Where have you been?) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DYou've (xx0232@1)become my inspiration (My inspiration) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)where have I been? (Where have I been?) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAll (xx0232@1)these years I've been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the game Where is my dinner? Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)please save me now (Save me now) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)need to free myself please tell me how (Free myself) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)am becoming a coward Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria (xx0232@1)Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, wait a minute I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women's in Washington DC! Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGloria, (xx0232@1)Gloria, I'm buying my ticket today Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)going to the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna see her at the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI'm (xx0232@1)gonna find her at the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)can't wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him you're on a business trip Business trip? Sue, I'm a housewife... Db (x43121@1) BAlright, (x2444x@1)tell him you're abducted by a strange group of aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)planted it into Washington DC and you've gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself DNo (xx0232@1)Sue he watches the X-files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens Rally? Women's rights? Who the hell you think you are? D (xx0232@1) DMy (xx0232@1)name is Betty and my name is Sue DbAnd (x43121@1)there's a lot of thing we can do GbE Gb (244322@1) E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1) B (x2444x@1) BCause (x2444x@1)we are, wannabe feminist housewives GbE Gb (244322@1) E (022100@1)D (xx0232@1) B (x2444x@1) BYeah, (x2444x@1)we are gonna be feminist housewives Gb E Gb E D B D (xx0232@1) B (x2444x@1) Gb (244322@1)E (022100@1) Gb (244322@1) ESee (022100@1)you later Jim, I'm going to the rally in Washington DByebye! (xx0232@1) D (xx0232@1) DWell (xx0232@1)that was five years ago, today DbI (x43121@1)said: Herb, you can take you're SUV and shove it up your ass Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DMe (xx0232@1)and Betty, we're hitting the road Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1)DI'm (xx0232@1)switching out of wife mode I don't know Herb; it's not like I have anything against you Db (x43121@1) BIt's (x2444x@1)just; well you're not really my type Herb D (xx0232@1) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DLook, (xx0232@1)look, there's no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)Herb, I'll try not to slam the door on my way out okay Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, don't forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Olive Oil (Meow) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)suddenly, Betty and I were free Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWe (xx0232@1)were finally free Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DGoing (xx0232@1)to the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DOn (xx0232@1)the road to the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)couldn't wait for the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DHey (xx0232@1)Sue, we're almost to the rally in Washington Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWell (xx0232@1)I'm sure it's not hard for you to imagine Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DWhat (xx0232@1)happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? DbSome (x43121@1)people say that it was, that it was destiny B (x2444x@1) DThat (xx0232@1)Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DSome (xx0232@1)people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road Who knows? Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DI (xx0232@1)realize, Sue, I've been lusting after her for four years now Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) D(I've (xx0232@1)been lusting after you for four years now) Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) DBetty, (xx0232@1)I've been lusting after you for four years now Db (x43121@1) B (x2444x@1) D(I've (xx0232@1)been lusting after you, for four years now) Oh my god Betty Oh my god, Oh, My, god I'm a dyke I'm a dyke I'm adyke (x02210@1) GbE Gb (244322@1)DB DB GbE GbE DI'm (xx0232@1)a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, D-D-D-dyke DD DD We're great moms (Hahaha, I wanna do that again)