Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret

Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...

Am (x02210@1)                  CSweat (x32010@1)baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           G (320003@1)                            FMe (133211@1)and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
            Am (x02210@1)                         CSo (x32010@1)put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        G (320003@1)                              FYes (133211@1)I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
            Am (x02210@1)                                CYou've (x32010@1)had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
           G (320003@1)                                F (133211@1) 
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
                     Am (x02210@1)                                  CCome (x32010@1)quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
           G (320003@1)                          FTo (133211@1)make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
Am (x02210@1)                  CYou (x32010@1)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G (320003@1)                          FSo (133211@1)lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am (x02210@1)                  CYou (x32010@1)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
        G (320003@1)                          FSo (133211@1)lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)


Am (x02210@1)                       CLove (x32010@1)the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         G (320003@1)                          FLike (133211@1)the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
     Am (x02210@1)                                    CHieroglyphics? (x32010@1)let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
               G (320003@1)                                              FBut (133211@1)I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
            Am (x02210@1)                                 CSo (x32010@1)if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
               G (320003@1)                          FPlease (133211@1)turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
           Am (x02210@1)                                      CSo (x32010@1)show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
              G (320003@1)                         GAnd (320003@1)then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

(chorus)