Bloodhound Gang - Bad Touch

We play this in our band and in my opinion the most hard thing is 
the rythm of the singing. So you might have to listen to the recording!
Have fun ;)

"Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about"

8 bars drum rythm

"I'd appreciate your input"

then intro: Cm - Eb - Bb - Ab  x2

Cm (x3101x@1)                  Eb (x43121@3) 
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
            Bb (x1333x@1)                           AbMe (xx1114@1)and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
             Cm (x3101x@1)                         EbSo (x43121@3)put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
         Bb (x1333x@1)                              AbYes (xx1114@1)I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
            Cm (x3101x@1)                                 Eb (x43121@3)      
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
             Bb (x1333x@1)                              AbI (xx1114@1)want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
                    Cm (x3101x@1)                                         EbCome (x43121@3)quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
            Bb (x1333x@1)                          AbTo (xx1114@1)make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

Cm (x3101x@1)                    EbYou (x43121@3)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         Bb (x1333x@1)                          AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

Cm (x3101x@1)                    Eb (x43121@3)         
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
          Bb (x1333x@1)                      AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

instrumental: repeat intro, two times

Cm (x3101x@1)                        EbLove (x43121@3)the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         Bb (x1333x@1)                          AbLike (xx1114@1)the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
      Cm (x3101x@1)                  EbHieroglyphics? (x43121@3)Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
                Bb (x1333x@1)                                              AbBut (xx1114@1)I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
           Cm (x3101x@1)                                    EbSo (x43121@3)if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
            Bb (x1333x@1)                             AbPlease (xx1114@1)turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
           Cm (x3101x@1)                                        EbSo (x43121@3)show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
                     Bb (x1333x@1)                  AbAnd (xx1114@1)then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

Cm (x3101x@1)                    EbYou (x43121@3)and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         Bb (x1333x@1)                          AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

Cm (x3101x@1)                    Eb (x43121@3)         
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
          Bb (x1333x@1)                      AbSo (xx1114@1)let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now