Dead Cat Bounce
Rugby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTpXymuwxNs

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Intro
1 2 3 4

1
I know you're angry and you're feeling ashamed
2
I'm kinda feeling the same
3
but we could hide our love if we pretend it's a game
4
and give it a secret name
              A (x02220@1)    Blet's (x2444x@1)call it rugby
              E (022100@1)  E/D#let's (021100@1)call it ruuuugby
      C#m (x13321@4)           Band (x2444x@1)I bet that pretty soon all
      Abm (133111@4)          AThe (x02220@1)showers could be communal  (yeah)
  (A)                     Band (x2444x@1)noone would suspect a thing
                 C#m (x13321@4)       Band (x2444x@1)when people ask what are 15 guys
      Abm (133111@4)                        Adoing (x02220@1)sticking their heads between each others thighs
                                           B (x2444x@1) (Badd9 B)
 we'll just tell them that we're practicing

1
we'll have a special language and a secret code
2
that nobody knows what the are
3
and we'll do clever things with existing words
4
like replacing an f with and r
                   A (x02220@1)    Bso (x2444x@1)we'll say we're rucking when really we're f---
C#m (x13321@4)                           BFooling (x2444x@1)the world that there's nothing sexual
     Abm (133111@4)               Ain (x02220@1)a ball shaped liked a giant tescicle
    (A)                                 Bbeing (x2444x@1)grabbed at by enormous men (in shorts)
      C#m (x13321@4)            Bwhile (x2444x@1)drunk spectators in the stands
         Abm (133111@4)               Acall (x02220@1)for bigger tackles and softer hands
    (A)                             B (x2444x@1)  (Badd9  B)
just wishing that it could be them

Chorus

E (022100@1)E/D# (021100@1)B (x2444x@1)                             A (x02220@1)      Abm (133111@4)     Ei
playing rugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm tackling Johnson in knee high socks)
C#mAbm A (x02220@1)                              E (022100@1)     E (022100@1)     Emaj7*
playing rugby (crouch touch engage)  I'm finding touch a bit too much
E (022100@1)E/D# (021100@1)B (x2444x@1)                             A (x02220@1)     Abm (133111@4)     Ei
playing rugby (crouch touch engage) I'm in the mud with 15 studs
C#m Abm A
I'm playing rugby

B (x2444x@1)           E5and (022xxx@1)if you don't you're gay

E's used
E    x76454    (could use x7999x)
E/D# x66454    (and x6999x      )
Ei   022100
E E Emaj7* as per riff 4
E5   022xxx
MDMA (just a joke)