INTRO:
G, B, C, D-C-Em-Am-G.....


GI've (320003@1)got a kid
    BHis (x2444x@1)name is Scott
     CHe's (x32010@1)goin' blind
         D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)   Em-Am      EmAnd (022000@1)his blood just will not clot
     C (x32010@1)           EmThe (022000@1)doctors line in rows
          
To stick tubes up Scotty's nose
 G (320003@1)
There is the field
      B (x2444x@1)             CWhere (x32010@1)Scotty used to play
       D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)      Em-Am-Em
Until Ortho Orange Number 42
     C (x32010@1)              GWas (320003@1)dumped in it one day
0~D-(D-D)
I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
D-D         G (320003@1)  EmJust (022000@1)me and God
 C (x32010@1)             DWatchin' (xx0232@1)Scotty die
 Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1)  CJust (x32010@1)me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G (320003@1)  B (x2444x@1)   CWatchin' (x32010@1)Scotty die.

D-C-Em-Am-Em

     G (320003@1)            B (x2444x@1)            
The chemical plant across the street
 C (x32010@1)                      D (xx0232@1)              EmLeaves (022000@1)off steam that colours our white sheets
           C (x32010@1)          G (320003@1)
It's been happening for years
         D (xx0232@1)            Em (022000@1)       D (xx0232@1)    CNow (x32010@1)I'm crying rainbow tears
 G (320003@1)              BOne (x2444x@1)day my dog went out to play
  C (x32010@1)                  D (xx0232@1)            Em (022000@1)        
Instead of grey he came back coloured yellow
     C (x32010@1)                   EmThe (022000@1)chemical men said stay mellow
   C (x32010@1)             GIt (320003@1)happens all the time
                      EmNow (022000@1)Scotty's skin is lime
0~D-(D-D)
I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
D-D         G (320003@1)  EmJust (022000@1)me and God
 C (x32010@1)             DWatchin' (xx0232@1)Scotty die
 Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1)  CJust (x32010@1)me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G (320003@1)  B (x2444x@1)   CWatchin' (x32010@1)Scotty die.

D-C-Em-Am-Em


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this was made for my own private use and the learning experience  of others
i do not own this song it is that of joe jack and the dead milkmen.-ZACH-
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