Intro: F A Bb x2

(Verse 1)
       F (133211@1)                                   A (x02220@1)                     BbThe (x1333x@1)Getaway Grandmother's Club is takin' a trip (to Branson)
F (133211@1)                            A (x02220@1)                                      BbNever (x1333x@1)been there before but they seen Youtube clips (World wide web) 
F (133211@1)                   A (x02220@1)                            BbMy (x1333x@1)uncle Jerry says they're taking a bus (Greyhound)
F (133211@1)                                       A (x02220@1)                      BbBut (x1333x@1)they'll be taking some shrooms so they ain't taking us

(Chorus)
                                     FThey'll (133211@1)be shroomin in Branson
               D (xx0232@1)                          CTaking (x32010@1)a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb (x1333x@1)                    ABut (x02220@1)it's not for you and me
                    GIt's (320003@1)for the grandmas

(Verse 2)
        F (133211@1)                                  A (x02220@1)                        BbThe (x1333x@1)Getaway Grandmother's Club is renting a suite (Red Roof)
F (133211@1)                                      A (x02220@1)                                           BbDon't (x1333x@1)need no breakfast buffets, they got mushrooms to eat (Caps and Stems)
F (133211@1)                        A (x02220@1)                                             BbTheir (x1333x@1)pupils get wide while they're playing them slots (Mind melt)
F (133211@1)                       A (x02220@1)                    BbAnd (x1333x@1)they won't call it a night until 7pm

(Chorus) x2
                                     FThey'll (133211@1)be shroomin in Branson
               D (xx0232@1)                          CTaking (x32010@1)a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb (x1333x@1)                    ABut (x02220@1)it's not for you and me
                    GIt's (320003@1)for the grandmas



(Refrain)
Eb (x43121@3)                     Bb (x1333x@1)     G (320003@1)                                             BbAll (x1333x@1)the lights be dancing' (When your shroomin' in Branson) x3
              EbAnd (x43121@3)the toads
F#Toads (244322@1)Awoah (x02220@1)
(Chorus) x2, up an octave 
                                     FThey'll (133211@1)be shroomin in Branson
               D (xx0232@1)                          CTaking (x32010@1)a trip through the Galaxy
             Bb (x1333x@1)                    ABut (x02220@1)it's not for you and me
              
It's for 
        G(let (320003@1)ring)
the grandmas
                                                                              FI (133211@1)heard they bought the shrooms from my cousin Keith