Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmI'm (022000@1)counting back the number of the steps Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dit (xx0232@1)took for me to get back on the wagon of the weekend Em (022000@1)Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) GI'll (320003@1)use the oven timer to prove that I'll Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Dget (xx0232@1)home with my imagination Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dif (xx0232@1)they find the body in the basement G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Din (xx0232@1)the very house that she was raised in Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmI'm (022000@1)taking down the number of the times Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dso (xx0232@1)when we get the sign from god I'll be the first to call them Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) GI'm (320003@1)taking back the number of the beast Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Dcause (xx0232@1)six is not a pretty number Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Deight (xx0232@1)or three are definitely better G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) DA (xx0232@1)is for the address on the letter Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)CD Em (022000@1)AmEm AmBm to my alcoholic friends Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) EmI'm (022000@1)trying hard not to be ashamed Am (x02210@1) Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dnot (xx0232@1)to know the name of who is waking up beside me Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dor (xx0232@1)the date, the season, or the city G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Dbut (xx0232@1)at least the ceiling's very pretty Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) Dand (xx0232@1)if you are holding it against me Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Bm (x24432@1) AmI'll (x02210@1)be on my best behavior Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Bm (x24432@1) Amtaking (x02210@1)shots for mother nature Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Bm (x24432@1) Amonce (x02210@1)my fist is in the cupboard Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) Bm (x24432@1) Amlove (x02210@1)is never falling over (repeat intro riff) Em Am Bm Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) DShould (xx0232@1)I choose a noble occupation? Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) DIf (xx0232@1)I did I'd only show up late and G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Dsick (xx0232@1)and they would tear at me with hatred G (320003@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) Dplus (xx0232@1)my only natural talent's wasted Em (022000@1) Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Emon (022000@1)my alcoholic friends Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Emmy (022000@1)alcoholic friends Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Emthe (022000@1)party never ends Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Emmy (022000@1)alcoholic friends