I made this up for the acoustic guitar. personaly i think that chords
sound better than bar-chords on acoustic. Dropkick Murphy's Spicy McHaggis Jig. On the 
listen to the song for timeing. Please comment and make suggestions! Thanks!

intro
           e -----------------|
           B -----------------|
           G -----------------|
           D 6/8------6/8/6/3-|
   slide   A 6/8 x4---6/8/6/3-|
           E 4/6------4/6/4/1-|

I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true

a tale you'd best hope, never happens to you,

old spicy mcHaggis, how he met his fate,

you I can save, but for him it's too late

G (320003@1)            CSpicy (x32010@1)was big, burly and strong
G (320003@1)                      Dhis (xx0232@1)pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
G (320003@1)               Cfrom (x32010@1)city to city running around
G (320003@1)                            DAlways (xx0232@1)looking for chicks over four hundred pounds

G (320003@1)                  COne (x32010@1)night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G (320003@1)             Dbig (xx0232@1)as a house, just the right size
G (320003@1)                    Cthe (x32010@1)broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D (xx0232@1)                 Gspicy (320003@1)soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G (320003@1)                 Cthe (x32010@1)piper delivered his best pick-up line
G (320003@1)                 Dthought (xx0232@1)to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G (320003@1)                   Cthe (x32010@1)portly young lady could stand for no more
D (xx0232@1)                Ggrabbed (320003@1)his cojones and went for the door

G (320003@1)                   CThey (x32010@1)got to her house and dimmed all the lights
G (320003@1)                 DSpicy (xx0232@1)was in for one hell of a night
G (320003@1)                       Che (x32010@1)said that he loved her, he'd always be true

"But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"

G (320003@1)                  CBy (x32010@1)now he saw double through his drunken eyes
G (320003@1)                  Dneither (xx0232@1)had looks or appropriate size
G (320003@1)                    Che (x32010@1)came to his senses, thought to himself,
D (xx0232@1)                   G"At (320003@1)this time of night I won't find nothing else"
G (320003@1)                    Che (x32010@1)took off his shirt, she lifted her skirt,
G (320003@1)                      Dthey (xx0232@1)pulled out his unit and stared to flirt
G (320003@1)                    Cshe (x32010@1)asked for a glove, he gave her a shove,
D (xx0232@1)              Ghad (320003@1)baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.

(your gonna use the same slide as the intro for "SPICY"!)

SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY! SPICY!

G (320003@1)                  COne (x32010@1)night at the pub a girl caught his eye
G (320003@1)             Dbig (xx0232@1)as a house, just the right size
G (320003@1)                     Cthe (x32010@1)broad was enormous, stacked to the hilt
D (xx0232@1)                Gspicy (320003@1)soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
G (320003@1)                 Cthe (x32010@1)piper delivered his best pick-up line
G (320003@1)                 Dthought (xx0232@1)to himself, "this beast is all mine"
G (320003@1)                   Cthe (x32010@1)portly young lady could stand for no more
D (xx0232@1)                 Ggrabbed (320003@1)his cojones and went for the door

G (320003@1)                CThree (x32010@1)packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)           GSpicy (320003@1)McHaggis, one hell of a guy!

"I don't know what you all are talking about...and who drank all my beer!?"