Simplified from andybroon2007 video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZEaUZRI7c All credd goes to him. Capo on first fret! Ab7=xx1112 EmMaj7 =021000 A7sus4=x02030 Gsus4=320013 A7=x02020 AmMaj7=x02110 Gadd9=320203 F (133211@1) Gsus4 (3x0013@1) G (320003@1)Gadd9 (135211@3)CTake (x32010@1)off your shoes, hang up your wings F (133211@1) GStack (320003@1)up the chairs, roll up the rug E7 (020130@1) AmSavor (x02210@1)the things that sobriety brings D7 D7sus4 D7 D7sus2 D7 (then a single note run..G on the bass Estring,then D E F the D string...) Drain in the last from a jug C (x32010@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) G7But (320001@1)when I hit the bottle, there's no tellin' what I'll do C (x32010@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) C7'Cause (x32310@1)something deep inside me wants to turn you black and blue F (133211@1) Ab7 (xx1112@1) C (x32010@1)E7 (020130@1) AmI (x02210@1)can't resist you, I can't wait D7 (xx0212@1) G7To (320001@1)twist your loving arms 'til you capitulate C (x32010@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) G7Beat (320001@1)me in the kitchen, and I'll beat you in the hall C (x32010@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) C7There's (x32310@1)nothing I love better than a free for all F (133211@1) Ab7 (xx1112@1) C (x32010@1) E7 (020130@1)AmTo (x02210@1)take your pretty neck and see which way it bends D7 (xx0212@1) G7But (320001@1)when it is all over we will still be friends Am (x02210@1) AmMaj7 G7 (320001@1) Am (x02210@1) G7Wave (320001@1)a white flag, put away the pistol Am (x02210@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) C7Too (x32310@1)many people just can't get kissed F (133211@1) Ab7 (xx1112@1) A7sus4 (002033@1)A7But (x02020@1)if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby Dm (xx0231@1) Gsus4G C (x32010@1) C7Hope (x32310@1)you don't mur-der me Am (x02210@1)AmMaj7 AmAmMaj7 (x02210@1)Oh, was it all right, or was it o--kay Am (x02210@1) E7 (020130@1)Am (x02210@1)C7I'll (x32310@1)make it all up to you someday Dm (xx0231@1) E7 (020130@1) AmOh, (x02210@1)but you didn't have to laugh that way D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1) G7Oh, (320001@1)no, you didn't have to laugh that way Am (x02210@1) AmMaj7 G7 (320001@1) Am (x02210@1) G7Wave (320001@1)a white flag, put away the pistol Am (x02210@1) G7 (320001@1) C (x32010@1) C7Too (x32310@1)many people just can't get kissed F (133211@1) Ab7 (xx1112@1) A7sus4 (002033@1)A7But (x02020@1)if there's nothin' I can do to make amends, baby Dm (xx0231@1) Gsus4G CHope (x32010@1)you don't mur-der me A7 (x02020@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gsus4G CGee, (x32010@1)baby, hope you don't mur---der me