...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 9 (2007)*


Intro:

(n.c)
 Ahh Ahh...
Ahh Ahh...

Dmaj7
 Ahh Ahh...
Ahh Ahh...

    C#mAhh (x13321@4)Ahh...

Bridge 1:

Bm7 (x20202@1)Mermaids,
Mermaids,
Amaj7
 Mermaids,
Mermaids.

Bm7 (x20202@1)Mermaid,
Mermaid.
Mermaid,
Mermaid.
Mermaid,
Amaj7
 Mermaid,
Mermaid,
Mermaid.

Verse 1:

Bm7 (x20202@1)Mermaid murmured,
        Amaj7Into (x02120@1)my ear,
    Bm7The (x20202@1)answers,
To questions,
               Amaj7I'm (x02120@1)longing to hear.

Bm7 (x20202@1)Does it relax you,
To hear the sound,
       Amaj7Of (x02120@1)the land?
Bm7 (x20202@1)Do you, a mermaid,
Have, slightly,
       Amaj7Webbed (x02120@1)hands?

Bm7 (x20202@1)Is it normal,
For a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus,
              Amaj7When (x02120@1)he makes love,
In the sea?
Make love to me.
Bm7 (x20202@1)Would it be,
Weird for you,
If I touched,
Your fishy half?
Amaj7
 I know it,
Would be for me.

Chorus 1:

Bm7 (x20202@1)(Ah ah ah oh,
Amaj7
 Wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
Bm7 (x20202@1)(Ah ah ah oh,
Amaj7 (n.c)
 (Ooh-a-ooh-a-ooh,
A-ooh-a-ooh).

Verse 2:

Bm7 (x20202@1)Do you have,
Mermaid parties,
            Amaj7Beneath (x02120@1)the sea?
(Am I invited?)

Bm7 (x20202@1)At these,
Mermaid parties,
                 Amaj7Do (x02120@1)you smoke sea-weed?
(If so, then how,
Do you light it?)

Bm7 (x20202@1)Are you the answer,
To a drunken sailor's,
       Amaj7Lonely (x02120@1)wish?
(Wish, wish, wish...)

   Bm7Or (x20202@1)are you an,
Optical illusion,
Caused by a woman,
Sitting on a rock,
               Amaj7Holding (x02120@1)half a fish?
(Half a sexy fish...)

Chorus 2:

Bm7 (x20202@1)(Ah ah ah oh,
Amaj7
 Wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
Bm7 (x20202@1)(Ah ah ah oh,
Amaj7 (n.c)
 (Ooh-a-ooh-a-ooh,
        Amaj7A-ooh-a-ooh). (x02120@1)

CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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  Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)  C#m (x13321@4)   Bm7 (x20202@1)  Amaj7 (x02120@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 xx0222  x46654  x24232  x02120
                                    ____
           _             __   __   |  __|  __    __
          | |   _   _   |   /  |  | |__      / /
  _____   | |  | | | |  |       |  |__  |    / /
 |  ___|  | |  | | | |  | |_/| |   __| |      /
 | |= =   | |  | |_| |  | | = | |  |____|     | |
 | |      | |  |_____|  | |   | |   = = =     | |
 | |___   | |   = = =   | |   | |             | |
 |_____|  | |           |_|   |_|             | |
  = = =   | |_____       =     =    Tabbed by |_|
          |_______|  Joel from cLuMsY, 2008    =
           = = = =      (clumsyband@hotmail.com)