Such a funny song! I'm pretty certain these are the right chords!
Rate please :)


Am (x02210@1)               Am(maj7)
It's a cold night, beneath the street light
Am7There's (x02010@1)a man whose pants are too tight
Dm (xx0231@1)       E7Oh (020130@1)no, his pants are too tight (my pants are too tight)

Am (x02210@1)             Am(maj7)
He stands there, an empty stare
Am7 (x02010@1)                                        DmTrying (xx0231@1)to make enough money for his cab fare home
Dm (xx0231@1)           E7He'll (020130@1)have to walk home tonight (don't have enough for the ride)

Am (x02210@1)                   Am(maj7)
The streets are cruel, he tries to act cool
Am7He (x02010@1)goes to work with only his one tool
Dm (xx0231@1)    E7You (020130@1)can put away your tool, Jemaine


CHORUS
C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)  FYou (133211@1)don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)          FYou (133211@1)can say no to being a man hoe, a male gigolo
C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)  FYou (133211@1)don't have to be a prostitute, no no no no no
C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)           FYou (133211@1)can say no to being a night looker, boy hooker, rent boy, bro ho


C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)         F (133211@1) 
He can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)         F (133211@1) 
He can't see his way out (male prostitution seems to be my only option)
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)         FHe (133211@1)can't see his way out (i cannot see my way out)
C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)         FHe (133211@1)can't see his way out (no no no no)


Am (x02210@1)                       Am(maj7)
He's selling cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills
Am7But (x02010@1)check your resume, you must have some other skills
Dm (xx0231@1)   E7Do (020130@1)you have any other skills? Like typing?

Am (x02210@1)          Am(maj7)
They see him, wanted to please them
Am7Wanted (x02010@1)to play them but they don't even pay him
Dm (xx0231@1)           E7Oh (020130@1)no no, they don't think he's worth it at all

Am (x02210@1)                         Am(maj7)
Though they're unknown, he tries to bring them home
Am7Maybe (x02010@1)it'd be okay if he lived alone
Dm (xx0231@1)           E7Ooh (020130@1)you have a room mate Jemaine, don't bring them home


CHORUS