Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit    http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Joy Division Oven Gloves
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed

INTRO

A - Bb - E x4


VERSE 1

          AWell, (x02220@1)the dish is too hot, you'll never guess what

E (022100@1)                   AI've (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves

        AIf (x02220@1)it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire

E (022100@1)                          A'Cause (x02220@1)I've got Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)                   AI've (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)     A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, tropical diseases

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)   A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, chemical alarm

F (133211@1)  E (022100@1)               AOoh, (x02220@1)ooh, I'm a little blas?

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves

A - Bb - E x2


VERSE 2

AI've (x02220@1)been here and I've been there

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves

     AI've (x02220@1)been to a post-punk postcard fare

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)    A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, Nagasaki towpath

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)   A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, tickling the laird

F (133211@1)  E (022100@1)                   AOoh, (x02220@1)ooh, checking out the Quantocks

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves


SOLO

A - Bb - E x2
D- (xx0232@1)E- (022100@1)A- (x02220@1)A7x2 (x02020@1)A - E x2

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---------|
G|-----6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2----------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---/7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2---2b3------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  e|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-5---5-----------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------|
B|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5---5---5---------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------|
G|-------------------------------7b9---------------7b9---------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|


VERSE 3

     AOn (x02220@1)a sinking ship a sailor yearns

E (022100@1)                  AFor (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves

ANero (x02220@1)fiddles while Gordon Burns

E (022100@1)                 AIn (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves

ATalk (x02220@1)to the hands, talk to the hands

E (022100@1)                 AIn (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves

ADance, (x02220@1)dance, dance, dance

E (022100@1)                  AIn (x02220@1)your Joy Division oven gloves

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)     A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, piccalilli shinpads

D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)   A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, polishing the knave

FE                   AI (x02220@1)keep wicket for the Quakers

E (022100@1)                AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves (repeat)


CODA

   A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)          DMy (xx0232@1)grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf

     A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)         ASo (x02220@1)I sold it and opened up a stall

E (022100@1)                  ASelling (x02220@1)Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)                 AWe (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)                   AGet (x02220@1)your Joy Division oven gloves

E (022100@1)          Amaj7Hallelujah (x02120@1)