A (x02220@1)                               DYou (xx0232@1)said you'd find me helpless on the A47
A (x02220@1)                             EShouting (022100@1)at the passers-by that Alan Brazil
A (x02220@1)                           DSeems (xx0232@1)to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band
    A (x02220@1)             E7 (020130@1)          AAnd (x02220@1)now you want to put me in the ambulance
                    E7 (020130@1)      A (x02220@1)          DD AA AbAb AA
But I don't want to go in the ambulance.
A (x02220@1)                          DI (xx0232@1)asked if you would like to go along to
A (x02220@1)                  ESee (022100@1)the Rocky Horror Picture Show
A (x02220@1)                         DYou (xx0232@1)said you'd love to so I murdered your family
       A (x02220@1)      E7 (020130@1)         A'Cos (x02220@1)I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show
                  E7 (020130@1)            A (x02220@1)                AE AE7
Besides I'm going browsing 'round hardware shops.
       A (x02220@1)                           DYou'll (xx0232@1)find me dying casually on the fourteenth fairway
A (x02220@1)                      D (xx0232@1)       
Trying in vain to wave a fore-ball through
A (x02220@1)                           DI'll (xx0232@1)understand if you should walk straight past me
 A (x02220@1)             E7 (020130@1)               AIdeally (x02220@1)though I hope you'd call an ambulance,

Unless of course you're
B (x2444x@1)                   ESampling (022100@1)Alessi in St Neots
   B (x2444x@1)                               EOr (022100@1)chasing Bunty James 'round Hilton Park
B (x2444x@1)               EOh, (022100@1)oh Lori in St Neots
B (x2444x@1)                             EIs (022100@1)this me or is this dead-shot Keen?
B (x2444x@1)            EHello, (022100@1)this is Joanie
     B (x2444x@1)                                EThis (022100@1)plectrum once belonged to you know who
B (x2444x@1)                           EGrocer (022100@1)Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your back
                      A (x02220@1)EGo (022100@1)in to town.....