G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)      C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)                  DTedious (xx0232@1)people, tiresome town under the gaze of the mayoral frown
G (320003@1)                D (xx0232@1)    C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1)            DAlways (xx0232@1)calm with a gentle breeze - Tarkus in black vinyl please.
G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)GWhat (320003@1)would you do?
       Am (x02210@1)                   D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)     DIf (xx0232@1)the sexton's wife from the best kept village nearby came running
     G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)       C (x32010@1) DWith (xx0232@1)bells round her neck and said
      Am (x02210@1)                DYou'd (xx0232@1)better move away, tomorrow or today
              G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)    C (x32010@1)     D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  D'Cos (xx0232@1)when the owl starts laughing we will all fall down
           Am (x02210@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)          G (320003@1)  DC  D7There's (xx0212@1)an outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis on the way.

G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)             DWhy (xx0232@1)it's Mr Kowalski - it was you all along
G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)             C (x32010@1)        Am (x02210@1)                    DThat (xx0232@1)ski lodge would have been mine if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
    G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)GBut (320003@1)what can you do?
          Am (x02210@1)             DWhen (xx0232@1)your mum's in Rampton bouncing off the walls
             G (320003@1)   DC   D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)  DAnd (xx0232@1)singing 'Who's afraid of Virginia Wade?'
Am (x02210@1)                           D (xx0232@1)                       G (320003@1)    DC DWhy (xx0232@1)do that today when you can always put it off until tomorrow?
        G (320003@1)  DCD  G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)         C (x32010@1)   DWas (xx0232@1)our motto, subsequently engraved on a plaque
       G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)      C (x32010@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1)    DC DAs (xx0232@1)a reminder of the attack of Vitas Gerulaitis.

G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  DWe (xx0232@1)all fall down, we all fall down,
   G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)  DWe (xx0232@1)all fall down, we all fall down,
G (320003@1)   DC   D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)   DWho's (xx0232@1)afraid of Virginia Wade?
G (320003@1)   DC   D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)   DWho's (xx0232@1)afraid of Virginia Wade?
   Am (x02210@1)                  D7 (xx0212@1)          G (320003@1)  DC DAn (xx0232@1)outbreak of Vitas Gerulaitis in the town
       G (320003@1) DCD      G (320003@1) DCD      G (320003@1)  DC
In the town, in the town, in the town
   D (xx0232@1)      GWe (320003@1)all fall down.