Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit    http://www.hmhb.co.uk/
Track: Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo
Album: Achtung Bono
Tabber: Woodshed


INTRO

E (022100@1)
VERSE 1

             E (022100@1)              BI (x2444x@1)could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge

    A (x02220@1)                       E (022100@1)    BAnd (x2444x@1)moaned about the hospital market scheme

E (022100@1)                BI (x2444x@1)would have saved fourteen pounds

       A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)         BThat (x2444x@1)I just splashed out on your second album

A (x02220@1)                  EFor (022100@1)that's what it's akin to

Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)     EAnd (022100@1)further more


CHORUS

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo


RIFF A

    A (x02220@1)                    Fe|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------| (133211@1)B|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------|
G|---7-6-4-6-4-6-----------2--2--2-2-2-------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------3--3--3-3-3-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo

Riff A


VERSE 2

E (022100@1)                               BIf (x2444x@1)you're going to quote from the Book of Revelation

A (x02220@1)                       E (022100@1)         BDon't (x2444x@1)keep calling it the Book of Revelations

E (022100@1)                      BThere's (x2444x@1)no 's', it's the Book of Revelation

A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)        BAs (x2444x@1)revealed to St. John the Divine

A (x02220@1)           ESee (022100@1)also Mary Hopkin

Bb (x1333x@1)F (133211@1)  EShe (022100@1)must despair


CHORUS

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo

Riff A

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo

Riff A
Authentic Celtic band


GUITAR SOLO

   E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)      Ae|-----------------------------------------------------------------| (x02220@1)B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--/9---9-------9--9----9--9--9--9--9--9-7-9--9-------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

      E (022100@1)                  A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)                  Ae|----------------------------------------------------------------------| (x02220@1)B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------5---5--------------------------------------|
D|------5---5---5-7--------7---7-----7------------------5----5--5-7-----|
A|--7-7---7---7------------------------------7-7---7--7-----------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

     C (x32010@1)      B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)      B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)       Be|---8--8-87-7-7--8--8-87-7-7--8---8-87-7-7--------------------------| (x2444x@1)B|---8--8-87-7-7--8--8-87-7-7--8---8-87-7-7--------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

     Ee|---/12--------------12-12--------12-12--------------------------------| (022100@1)B|---/12--------------12-12--------12-12--------------------------------|
G|-------------12b14--------12b14---------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

     C (x32010@1)      B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)      B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)       B (x2444x@1)      Ee|---8--8-87-7-7--8--8-87-7-7--8---8-87-7-7-----/12-----------------| (022100@1)B|---8--8-87-7-7--8--8-87-7-7--8---8-87-7-7-----/12-----------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

A (x02220@1)           EAdvent (022100@1)in the high street

BbF        EI (022100@1)point and sing

ABusk (x02220@1)when it's Christmas

         E (022100@1)                       FYou (133211@1)only busk when it's Christmas


CHORUS

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo

Riff A

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

B (x2444x@1)          EAnd (022100@1)that's a bad tattoo

A (x02220@1)  D (xx0232@1)  B (x2444x@1)    EShit (022100@1)arm, bad tattoo  (repeat)

       A (x02220@1)        DYou've (xx0232@1)got a shit arm

             E (022100@1)  G (320003@1)AAnd (x02220@1)that's a bad tattoo