INTRO

A (x02220@1)BASS RIFF
Transcribed for guitar

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A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------|


GUITAR RIFF

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VERSE 1

         ESame (022100@1)old Hampstead

E (022100@1)     AKen (x02220@1)Hom wok set

A (x02220@1)      EDead (022100@1)sea bath salts

E (022100@1)       AJog (x02220@1)proof iPod

A (x02220@1)      EIron (022100@1)age hill fort

E (022100@1)       ALong (x02220@1)term road works

A (x02220@1)       EHigh (022100@1)tide bird watch

E (022100@1)  A (x02220@1)          
B&Q, Homebase


   D (xx0232@1)           AIf (x02220@1)Jesus came to earth today

       D (xx0232@1)         AThey'd (x02220@1)crucify him straight away

 D (xx0232@1)            AUpon (x02220@1)a cross of MDF

    E (022100@1)             AAnd (x02220@1)use No Need For Nails


Bass riff x2


VERSE 2

A (x02220@1)        EShip (022100@1)shape farmhouse

E (022100@1)       ADry (x02220@1)stone wall chart

A (x02220@1)       ECash (022100@1)back footspa

E (022100@1)           AStraight (x02220@1)down Ladbrookes

A (x02220@1)      ELow (022100@1)cost school trip

E (022100@1)      ARam (x02220@1)raid Oxfam

A (x02220@1)          EChrist, (022100@1)that sun's hot

E (022100@1)        AYes (x02220@1)that's right, Sir


D (xx0232@1)         AHelp (x02220@1)me Mrs Medlicott

  D (xx0232@1)                AI (x02220@1)don't know what to do

     D (xx0232@1)            AI've (x02220@1)only got three bullets

            E (022100@1)            AAnd (x02220@1)there's four of Motley Crue


Guitar riff

GUITAR SOLO

     A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)      Ae|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| (x02220@1)B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

     A (x02220@1)               E (022100@1)   Ae|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| (x02220@1)B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------0-0--2--4---------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

    D (xx0232@1)             C#m (x13321@4)       E (022100@1)            Ae|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| (x02220@1)B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-4-2-0-----------0-2-4---------0--2--4-----------|
E|-------------------------------0----0-0----------------------------------|

    D (xx0232@1)             C#m (x13321@4)       Ee|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| (022100@1)B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-2-0---------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------0------------------------------------------|



A (x02220@1)                      E (022100@1)             ASpoiling (x02220@1)Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me

A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)         E12 (022100@1)drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing, 

A (x02220@1)        E (022100@1)       A (x02220@1)        E10 (022100@1)mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping, 

A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)      E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)      E8 (022100@1)christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming

A (x02220@1)  B (x2444x@1)     ENick (022100@1)fucking Knowles

  A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)       E4 (022100@1)boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan 

      A (x02220@1)          E (022100@1)    B (x2444x@1)AAnd (x02220@1)a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee

A (x02220@1)A (x02220@1)         E (022100@1)          AI'm (x02220@1)driving backwards at peak hour 

 B (x2444x@1)      E (022100@1)      AAlong (x02220@1)the Edgeware Road

A (x02220@1)E (022100@1)A (x02220@1)