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RHETT&LINK
CHank (x32010@1)do you remember when all of Georgia fled
Fthat (133211@1)flood that left thousands homeless and seven dead
GBut (320003@1)while those people drowned and their houses went adrift
G (320003@1)                                          CThe (x32010@1)news was all about Kanye west....and Taylor swift

HANK
CRHETT&LINK, (x32010@1)where I really see the news media failin
Fevery (133211@1)time anyone mentions...Sarah Palin
GThey (320003@1)dispatch a dozen camera crews every time she poos
G (320003@1)                                           C (x32010@1)                     
While I can't escape the feeling she's just not news

RHETT & LINK
CAnd (x32010@1)the swine flu, while a killer, got more love than it needed
FKilling (133211@1)4,000 people while the normal flu, unheeded
GKills (320003@1)60,000 people year in and year out
G (320003@1)                                          CPeople (x32010@1)like to have something to freak out about

HANK
CAnd (x32010@1)what about Michael Phelps marijuana scandal
FJust (133211@1)one picture and the media flew off their handle
GHe (320003@1)did the exact same thing as our last three presidents
G (320003@1)                                      CI (x32010@1)don't think our priorities make much sense

ALL
F (133211@1)                      CSo (x32010@1)Many important things happened this year friend
G (320003@1)                                    CIran's (x32010@1)Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F (133211@1)                               CBut (x32010@1)to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
           G (320003@1)                                     CR&L: (x32010@1)And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
             G (320003@1)                                      CHank: (x32010@1)yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.

HANK
CI (x32010@1)don't think the crappy news gets any better than
FThe (133211@1)scandals of Tiger Woods and David Letterman
GIt (320003@1)turns out rich guys cheat on their wives
G (320003@1)                                  CThat (x32010@1)wasn't news in the year twenty five

RHETT&LINK
CAnd (x32010@1)one of the biggest stories of the whole entire year
FIs (133211@1)that Susan Boyle could sing and bring an audience to tears
GWith (320003@1)all the pretty people auto-tuned, we forgot
G (320003@1)                                              CYou (x32010@1)don't have to be hot to The talent Britain's got

HANK
CAnd (x32010@1)I still laugh any time I see some poor braggart
FProudly (133211@1)holding up a sign proclaiming he's a tea bagger
GBesides (320003@1)any confusion about the revolution
G (320003@1)                                                   CI (x32010@1)think no matter what they mean the news was an illusion

ALL
F (133211@1)                      CSo (x32010@1)Many important things happened this year friend
G (320003@1)                                    CIran's (x32010@1)Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F (133211@1)                               CBut (x32010@1)to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
           G (320003@1)                                     CR&L: (x32010@1)And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
             G (320003@1)                                     CHank: (x32010@1)yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.

CHANK: (x32010@1)And I think we three can all agree, the biggest load of poo
     FR&L: (133211@1)Was that balloon boy falcon who was not in the balloon
      GHANK: (320003@1)Just another year where we kept the world alive
     G (320003@1)                                           CR&L: (x32010@1)We didn't pay attention but we somehow didn't die

ALL
F (133211@1)                      CSo (x32010@1)Many important things happened this year friend
G (320003@1)                                    CIran's (x32010@1)Election and Mass Recession and Obama sworn in
F (133211@1)                               CBut (x32010@1)to us the things on cable news seem so freaking dumb
           G (320003@1)                                    CAll: (x32010@1)And we can only hope that we're not the only ones
             G (320003@1)                                   CAll: (x32010@1)yes, we can only hope that we're not the only ones.              
G (320003@1)But since they're still reporting it...we just might be
          Cthe (x32010@1)only ones.

Nerdfighters, much...?