I couldn't find this when I searched for it and thought it's too fun not to be
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it 
and it always gets a laugh.

Henry plays it in F# but meh.

GI (320003@1)may not be a movie star 
EmI (022000@1)may not drive a shiny car
G (320003@1)	      Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1)I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
GI (320003@1)may not be the Prince of Wales
EmOr (022000@1)the King of Siam
G (320003@1)	       Em (022000@1)    DIn (xx0232@1)fact I don't remember just exactly who I am

Chorus:
	  C (x32010@1)DG
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
	 	G7 (320001@1)Cand (x32010@1)I can't remember one damn thing
	     D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything

GI (320003@1)might have been some principal
EmA (022000@1)white-collar criminal
G (320003@1)	      		    Em (022000@1) 		D (xx0232@1)I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
G (320003@1)	     Em (022000@1) 	   D (xx0232@1)Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
GOr (320003@1)take pictures of Lady Di
Em (022000@1)	DBut (xx0232@1)don't expect me to testify 

CHORUS

Bridge:
     Em (022000@1)  D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)					AmI (x02210@1)got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
		    DI (xx0232@1)might have been a funny singer but
G (320003@1) B (x2444x@1)   Emnow (022000@1)I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
		D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
Cmaybe (x32010@1)just a little bit funnier
Gmaybe (320003@1)just a bit more clever
D7but (xx0212@1)don't expect me to remember

GWe (320003@1)might have had a one night stand
EmI (022000@1)might have even said "I love you"
G (320003@1)		 Em (022000@1)	  DI (xx0232@1)might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
GI (320003@1)might have said "your hair style sucks"
EmI (022000@1)might have borrowed twenty bucks
GWe (320003@1)might have almost had it all
Em (022000@1)	Dbut (xx0232@1)don't expect me to call

CHORUS

 C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)    G[Hit (320003@1)in the head by a brick
	 	G7 (320001@1)Cand (x32010@1)I can't remember one damn thing
	     D (xx0232@1)     Cm (x3101x@1)			 G (320003@1)Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2

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