Screwed by Jonathan Coulton

Chord List in order of appearance:

G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) A7 (x02020@1)D (xx0232@1)G/C (2431xx@7)B7 (x21202@1)Em (022000@1)Am7 (x02010@1)D7C#m7b5 (xx0212@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---|
B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---|
G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---|
D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---|
A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------|
E--3---------------3-------0------------------------|

I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them
figure 1 and figure 2.

(fig.1)           (fig.2)
E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----|
B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----|
G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----|
D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----|
A-----------------|------------------|
E-----------------|----------3-------|

Thats all you need, now heres the song.

G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)     DG         G/C (2431xx@7)   G (320003@1)G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)    A7 (x02020@1)    D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)         A7 (x02020@1)      DSome (xx0232@1)dumb Indian sold Manhattan for Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)         A7 (x02020@1)      D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)              GWent (320003@1)out drinking and came home sober and Told his friends the good news

G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)           A7 (x02020@1)   D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)            A7 (x02020@1)    DBernadette (xx0232@1)saw the Virgin Mary but No one else could and everyone tried
G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)          A7 (x02020@1)            D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)         GAll (320003@1)her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she Joined a convent and died

B7 (x21202@1)    Em (022000@1)   B7 (x21202@1)  EmI'm (022000@1)the Indian, I am Bernadette
D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)     GI'm (320003@1)the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 (x21202@1)   Em (022000@1)         B7 (x21202@1)    EmI (022000@1)just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7 (x02020@1)                    Am7All (x02010@1)the fine print you wrote out
D7Now (xx0212@1)I guess I'm
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)     Dscrewed (xx0232@1)
G (320003@1)       G/C (2431xx@7)   G (320003@1)G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)      A7 (x02020@1)     D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)         A7 (x02020@1)          DIndiana (xx0232@1)Jones liked to travel, he Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)         D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)          GDid (320003@1)a favor, threw him the idol but Never got back his whip

G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)        A7 (x02020@1)   D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)          A7 (x02020@1)             DBoba (xx0232@1)Fett was a bounty hunter, he Did his job well, he brought back his man
G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)           A7 (x02020@1)    D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)         GHe (320003@1)was clutching his unspent money when he Fell down a hole in the sand

B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1)      B7 (x21202@1)  EmI (022000@1)am Dr. Jones, I am Boba Fett
D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)     GI'm (320003@1)the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 (x21202@1)   Em (022000@1)         B7 (x21202@1)    EmI (022000@1)just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7 (x02020@1)                    Am7All (x02010@1)the fine print you wrote out
D7Now (xx0212@1)I guess I'm
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)     Dscrewed (xx0232@1)
G (320003@1)       G/C (2431xx@7)   G (320003@1)C#m7b5            G (320003@1)(Fig.1)   C#m7b5       G (320003@1)(Fig.2)
It's bad news for me again,        It never ends
C#m7b5   G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)         Dsus4 (xx0233@1)   DI (xx0232@1)got no prize inside my Happy Meal
C#m7b5        G (320003@1)    C#m7b5          G (320003@1)(Fig.1)
I got lots of money,   I got lots of friends
C#m7b5    G (320003@1)            D (xx0232@1)         Dsus4 (xx0233@1)   DJust (xx0232@1)like Meatloaf got a record deal

G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)          A7 (x02020@1)      D (xx0232@1)        G (320003@1)         C (x32010@1)        A7 (x02020@1)        DAlexander (xx0232@1)Graham Bell made telephones, His friend Watson was out all the time
G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)          GCalled (320003@1)him up just to chat, nobody home, Never got back his dime

G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)       A7 (x02020@1)       D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)            A7 (x02020@1)     DOnce (xx0232@1)upon a time France was beautiful, Had a queen who gave everyone cake
G (320003@1)      C (x32010@1)        A7 (x02020@1)    D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)            GThen (320003@1)the people got mad and killed her dead, Took back all they could take

B7 (x21202@1) Em (022000@1)        B7 (x21202@1)   EmI (022000@1)am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)     GI'm (320003@1)the sucker who doesn't know it yet
B7 (x21202@1)   Em (022000@1)         B7 (x21202@1)    EmI (022000@1)just signed it, I never reviewed
        A7 (x02020@1)                    Am7All (x02010@1)the fine print you wrote out
D7Now (xx0212@1)I guess I'm
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)     A7 (x02020@1)     Dscrewed (xx0232@1)
G (320003@1)       G/C (2431xx@7)   G (320003@1)Have fun,

Dave

Email: Big_dave699@hotmail.com

Guitar Tab Legend:

h - Hammer on
p - Pull off
x - finger mute (fretboard hand)