Twisted- Joni Mitchell
Tabbed by Robin Young

Chords:
A7: 001010
B7: 024242
D7: 000212
D9: 054555
Em7: 022030
G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10

           D9                       G9My (x2323x@1)analyst told me that I was right out of my head
              D9                                           G9The (x2323x@1)way he de-scribed it he said I'd be better dead than live
I didn't listen to his jive
  D9                             B7I (x21202@1)knew all along that he was all wrong
      Em7
And I knew that he thought
A7 (x02020@1)                  D (xx0232@1)      Bm7 (x20202@1) Em7
  I was crazy but I'm not, oh, no

A7 (x02020@1)         D9                       G9 (x2323x@1) My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
               D9
He said I need treatment but I'm not that easily led
       G9He (x2323x@1)said  I was the type that was most inclined
     D9                               B7When (x21202@1)out of his sight to be out of my mind
       Em7
And he thought I was nuts
A7 (x02020@1)                     D (xx0232@1)  Bm7 (x20202@1) Em7
  No more ifs or ands or buts

     D9                  G9They (x2323x@1)say as a child I ap-peared
                              D9
A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas
But I knew what was happening
       G9I (x2323x@1)knew I  was a genius
D9                           B7 (x21202@1) What's so strange when you know
              Em7
That you're a wiz-ard at three?
A7 (x02020@1)                            D (xx0232@1) Bm7 (x20202@1) Em7
  I knew that this was meant to be

A7 (x02020@1)    D9
  Now I heard little children
         G9Were (x2323x@1)sup-posed to sleep tight
D9
That's why I got into the vodka one night
   G9My (x2323x@1)parents got frantic, didn't know what to do
      D9
But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to
B7 (x21202@1)     Em7
  Now do you think I was crazy?
A7 (x02020@1)                             DBm7 Em7
  I may have been only three but I was swingin'

A7 (x02020@1)                  D9
  They all laughed at A. Graham Bell
G9 (x2323x@1) They all laughed at Edison
    D9
And also at Einstein
                                   G9So (x2323x@1)why should I feel sorry if they just couldn't understand
                              D9
The idiomatic logic that went on in my head?

               B7I (x21202@1)had a brain, it was insane
   Em7
Oh,   they used to laugh at me
     A7 (x02020@1)                           D7 (xx0212@1)                B7When (x21202@1)I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
       Em7                A7 (x02020@1)           D (xx0232@1) G9 (x2323x@1) A7 (x02020@1) B7 (x21202@1) Em7
All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top

A7 (x02020@1)         D9                       G9 (x2323x@1) My analyst told me that I was right out of my head
                  D9
But I said, "Dear doc-tor, I think that it's you instead
         G9Because (x2323x@1)I  have got a thing that's unique and new
   D9                                     B7To (x21202@1)prove it I'll have the last laugh on you
          Em7               A7 (x02020@1)      D7'Cause (xx0212@1)in-stead of one head,  I got two
And you know two heads are better than one"