Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kevs Back(Return of the Yobbo)
Song - Kev's Courtin' Song
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)

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Intro: E E EAE

Verse 1:
           E (022100@1)                     ALearned (x02220@1)to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine,
       E (022100@1)                  BAnd (x2444x@1)me money on flowers and lollies.
E (022100@1)                AOnly (x02220@1)to find, that what's on me mind,
B (x2444x@1)                     EIsn't (022100@1)on hers and she's sorry.
        E (022100@1)                    ASo (x02220@1)I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time,
    E (022100@1)                     BAnd (x2444x@1)keep me from blowin' me brass.
    E (022100@1)                  AI'm (x02220@1)ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
B (x2444x@1)                      ERight (022100@1)next to hers and I ask.


Chorus 1:
                    A (x02220@1)    DA
Do ya fuck on first dates,
                  E (022100@1)      AE
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
                BCould (x2444x@1)I feel ya tits,
                      E (022100@1)    AE
Or would you show 'em to me.
                     A (x02220@1)   DA
'Cause ya got a nice head,
                   E (022100@1)     AE
And ya look pretty honest.
      E (022100@1)                   BSo (x2444x@1)me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour,
                   EI'd (022100@1)like you to be on it.


Verse 2:
    E (022100@1)                        AYou (x02220@1)know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
        E (022100@1)                  BAnd (x2444x@1)the bullshit ya gotta go through.
     E (022100@1)                 ALike (x02220@1)callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er,
     B (x2444x@1)                       EWhen (022100@1)all that ya love's just a screw.
        E (022100@1)                                ABut (x02220@1)she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man,
    E (022100@1)                      BAnd (x2444x@1)sit around for hours and talk.
    E (022100@1)                    ABut (x02220@1)my method is, you just cut through that shit,
    B (x2444x@1)                              EAnd (022100@1)get down to the goodies straight off.


Chorus 2:
                    A (x02220@1)    DA
Do ya fuck on first dates,
                  E (022100@1)      AE
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
                BCould (x2444x@1)I feel ya tits,
                      E (022100@1)    AE
Or would you show 'em to me.
                   A (x02220@1)   DA
Do ya sleep in the nick,
                      E (022100@1)    AE
Do you give head very often.
      E (022100@1)              BSo (x2444x@1)if we could decide, your place or mine,
                  EWe (022100@1)could fuck off then.


Verse 3:
       E (022100@1)                 ASo (x02220@1)the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila,
    E (022100@1)                       BAnd (x2444x@1)you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er.
      E (022100@1)                   ADon't (x02220@1)sit actin' dumb, just front her full on,
    B (x2444x@1)                        EAnd (022100@1)drop a few lines that I've told ya.
         E (022100@1)                       AThis (x02220@1)new method of mine, might not work every time,
    E (022100@1)                          BBut (x2444x@1)then again there's no method will.
          E (022100@1)                      AI've (x02220@1)been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
    B (x2444x@1)                          EBut (022100@1)then I've got a few fucks as well.


Chorus 3:
                    A (x02220@1)    DA
Do ya fuck on first dates,
                  E (022100@1)      AE
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
                BCould (x2444x@1)I feel ya tits,
                      E (022100@1)    AE
Or would you show 'em to me.
                 A (x02220@1) DA
If the answer is no,
                E (022100@1)    AE
To me questions above.
     E (022100@1)                  BThen (x2444x@1)be a good sport, and give me the name,
                    E (022100@1)   AE
Of a girlfriend who does.