D (3x)
 	 (Intro)
 	   G (320003@1)	 I just got offa work at five
 	 D (xx0232@1)	 Drivin' that old van I drive
 	 G (320003@1)	 Overalls and dirty boots 
 	     A (x02220@1)	 But Uncle Bill needed afuneral (x02210@1)suit
 	         G (320003@1)	 So when I walked into that fancy store
 	      D (xx0232@1)	 They looked at me like I was poor
 	       G (320003@1)	 But awad (x02210@1)of hundred dollar bills caused astir (x02210@1) 	               A (x02220@1)	 	  	    A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
 	 It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"


 	  	 (CHORUS)
 	  	                    G (320003@1) 
 	  	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	  	                       D (xx0232@1)	  	 My pockets can't hold all my cash
 	  	   	       A (x02220@1)	  	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	                                  D (xx0232@1)	  	 Got some gas and won the lottery
 	  	                         G (320003@1)	 
 	  	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	  	                                   D (xx0232@1)  	  	 
 	  	 My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
 	  	  	  	  
 	  	 The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	  	     A(stop)          D (xx0232@1)	    DG AD(mute (x02220@1)strings and strum 2x)
 	  	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	          G (320003@1)	 I got my home boy Chris abrand (x02210@1)new shop
 	     D (xx0232@1)	 For all those cars on cinder blocks
 	     G (320003@1)	 And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
 	    A(stop) 	  	  	  	  	 A (x02220@1)	 To keep alarge (x02210@1)mouth bass in his new swimming pool
 	         G (320003@1)	 I had abirthday (x02210@1)party for momma last night
 	        D (xx0232@1)      
 	 In her 90 and ahalf (x02210@1)foot triple wide 
 	     G (320003@1)	 You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
 	 A(let (x02220@1)it ring)
 	 NASCAR on a60 (x02210@1)inch plasma screen
 	 

 	  	 (CHORUS)
 	 
 	  	  	 (BRIDGE)
 	  	  	 G(let (320003@1)it ring)
 	  	  	 Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
 	  	  	    D(let (xx0232@1)it ring)
 	  	  	 We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
 	  	  	 E(let (022100@1)it ring)
 	  	  	 All the Miller Lite that you can handle
 	  	  A(let (x02220@1)it ring) 	  	  	 A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring) 
 	  	  	 Ahundred (x02220@1)and 57 movie channels....   	  	   heh heh heh...
 	 
 	  	 (CHORUS - slightly modified)
 	  	                    G (320003@1) 
 	  	 Upper Middle Class White Trash 
 	  	                        D (xx0232@1)	  	 Our pockets can't hold all our cash
 	  	   	       A (x02220@1)	  	 Cuz one day I stopped to pee
 	  	                          D (xx0232@1)	 
 	  	 Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
 	  	                         G (320003@1)	  	 Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
 	  	                                   D (xx0232@1) 	  	 My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
 	  	  	  	  	 
 	  	 My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
 	  	     A(stop)            D (xx0232@1)	    DG AD D (xx0232@1)	  	 and Upper Middle Class White Trash

 	 G (320003@1)	 So pop atop, (x02210@1)sit back and relax
 	                            D (xx0232@1)	 All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...