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I play this all bar chords to give that 'deadened note / silly chord notes' 
It's not right... but it'll get you through a buskers set and the girls love you for it.

D2F
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Verse1.
D2Heard (x43141@2)your, new in town. want someone to show you round
Fthere's (133211@1)nobody knows this place like me
D2don;t (x43141@2)go with the crowd. were i go we're dressing down
FI'll (133211@1)tak you where the music plays for free.

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chorus.
D (xx0232@1)                                             N/C
so dont rely... on people you meet....no one is safe on these streets

D2I'mm (x43141@2)gonna take you out tonight, I'm gonna make you feel all right
FI (133211@1)don;t have alot of money but we'll be fine
G (320003@1)                                   AI (x02220@1)don't have a penny but I show you a reel good time.
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verse2.
D2So (x43141@2)what do you think so far. is it all your hoping for
FDoes (133211@1)it live up to your every dream
D2Or (x43141@2)do we disapoint, well you made your choice
FWhen (133211@1)you wake up can you hear the screem?
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Bridge.
D (xx0232@1)                             AmCause (x02210@1)i know how it feels to be alone
    D (xx0232@1)                              Amand (x02210@1)strangers only make you feel the cold
    D (xx0232@1)                         AmYou (x02210@1)never ever felt so far from home
N/C
You never felt so far from home
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Chorus to end