CA (x32010@1)pity she does not exist
                   AmA (x02210@1)shame he's not a fag
CThe (x32010@1)only girl I ever loved was
F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)  CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

CThere (x32010@1)is no hope of love for me
                   AmFrom (x02210@1)here on I'm a stag
CThe (x32010@1)only girl I'll ever love is
F (133211@1)  G (320003@1)  CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)       G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag
          F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)           G7Yeah (320001@1)
CI (x32010@1)don't know why I even went
                   AmIt's (x02210@1)really not my bag
CJust (x32010@1)thought it might be funny to see
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

CThe (x32010@1)moment he walked on the stage
                 AmMy (x02210@1)tail began to wag
CWag (x32010@1)like a little wiener dog for
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)       G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag
          F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)           G7Yeah (320001@1)
CI've (x32010@1)always been a ladies' man
                    AmAnd (x02210@1)I don't have to brag
CBut (x32010@1)I become a momma's boy for
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

CI'd (x32010@1)sign away my trust fund
                      AmI (x02210@1)would even sell the Jag
CIf (x32010@1)I could spend my misspent youth with
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)       G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag
          F (133211@1)    CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
G (320003@1)           G7Yeah (320001@1)
CSo (x32010@1)stick him in a dress and
                      AmHe's (x02210@1)the only boy I'd shag
CThe (x32010@1)only boy I'd anything is
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag

CI'll (x32010@1)never see that girl again
               AmHe (x02210@1)did it as a gag
CI'll (x32010@1)pine away forevermore for
F (133211@1)   G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag