Chorus: G (320003@1) CWashing (x32010@1)off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut GSome (320003@1)poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' CAll (x32010@1)over everything I own F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CVerse: (x32010@1)CMerry (x32010@1)Christmas, Hare Krishnas FDon't (133211@1)you wish you had it as good as I do GNothing (320003@1)new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh CThey (x32010@1)took my baby; they took it from me FThat's (133211@1)the worst thing you could have done to yourselves GNow (320003@1)I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends There's a pet death comin' Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own Verse: C (x32010@1) Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me FBut (133211@1)a paper cut down from a family tree GIts (320003@1)leaves changing; now everything's gonna change Chorus: Washing off last night's fake blood From an even faker cut Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin' All over everything I own CTake (x32010@1)my shrunken head from your shelf AmWitch (x02210@1)doctor with your potions and spells FYou're (133211@1)just another evil girl I will have to forget GIt's (320003@1)such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend CThat (x32010@1)this isn't happening to me again AmDon't (x02210@1)look here when you lose all your friends FYeah, (133211@1)you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes GLook (320003@1)at you now, you're the one who's exposed