I recommend playing capo on first fret.

"->" means slide to.

Intro, play first 4 chords twice.

C# (x43121@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)          F# (244322@1)                AbI (xx1114@1)used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
C# (x43121@1)           Bbm (x13321@1)          F# (244322@1)                               AbNothing (xx1114@1)stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
C# (x43121@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)                F# (244322@1)           Aband (xx1114@1)sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
C# (x43121@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)          F# (244322@1)                Aband (xx1114@1)proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis



Ab-> (xx1114@1)F# (244322@1)          F#m (244222@1)                C# (x43121@1)       Abfull (xx1114@1)Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
F# (244322@1)          F#m (244222@1)                C# (x43121@1)      Abfull (xx1114@1)Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
F# (244322@1)                             F#m (244222@1)              C# (x43121@1)->>>   Abfull (xx1114@1)He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
F# (244322@1)                        Abfull (xx1114@1)and I pity the fool who disagrees.



C# (x43121@1)Bbm (x13321@1) F# (244322@1) Ab (xx1114@1)

C# (x43121@1)        Bbm (x13321@1)               F# (244322@1)                     AbI (xx1114@1)disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers 
C# (x43121@1)             Bbm (x13321@1)           F# (244322@1)                AbAnd (xx1114@1)it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters 
C# (x43121@1)       Bbm (x13321@1)             F# (244322@1)          AbI (xx1114@1)disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
C# (x43121@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)              F# (244322@1)                         AbIf (xx1114@1)nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus



Ab-> (xx1114@1)F# (244322@1)          F#m (244222@1)        C# (x43121@1)       Abfull (xx1114@1)But my attitude has had a total overhaul
F# (244322@1)            F#m (244222@1)     C# (x43121@1)            Abfull (xx1114@1)Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
F# (244322@1)                            F#m (244222@1)                       C# (x43121@1)->>>   Abfull (xx1114@1)He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
F# (244322@1)                           Abfull (xx1114@1)And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme



*weird solo*

C# (x43121@1)       Bbm (x13321@1)            F# (244322@1)                 Abhe (xx1114@1)said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
C# (x43121@1)      Bbm (x13321@1)                   F# (244322@1)         AbI (xx1114@1)said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college
C# (x43121@1)        Bbm (x13321@1)                F# (244322@1)                        Abhe (xx1114@1)said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
C# (x43121@1)       Bbm (x13321@1)                  F# (244322@1)                            Abgo (xx1114@1)out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you



Ab-> (xx1114@1)F# (244322@1)               F#m (244222@1)               C# (x43121@1)      Abfull (xx1114@1)You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
F# (244322@1)                   F#m (244222@1)        C# (x43121@1)            Abfull (xx1114@1)And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
F# (244322@1)                         F#m (244222@1)                    C# (x43121@1)->>>   Abfull (xx1114@1)and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
F# (244322@1)                           Abfull (xx1114@1)And I pity the fool who mess with T.

Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.



As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.

Hope you're all well,
GoheX @ www.vtwproductions.com