...I LIKE CHINESE... by Monty Python --------------------................ *from 'Monty Python Sings' (1989)* Intro: (Spoken): GThe (320003@1)world today, AdimSeems (2312xx@1)absolutely, D (xx0232@1)Crackers, GWith (320003@1)nuclear bombs, Adim To blow us, DAll (xx0232@1)sky high. GThere (320003@1)are fools, And idiots, Sitting on, The trigger; A7It's (x02020@1)depressing, And it's senseless, DAnd (xx0232@1)that's why... Verse 1: G (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7They (xx0212@1)only come up, To your knees, Yet they're; G (320003@1) E7 (020130@1)Always friendly, And they're; A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1)Ready to please. Verse 2: G (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7There's (xx0212@1)nine hundred, Million of them, In the world today; GYou'd (320003@1)better learn, E7To (020130@1)like them, A7 (x02020@1) D7That's (xx0212@1)what I say. Chorus 1: G (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7They (xx0212@1)come from, A long way overseas, GBut (320003@1)they're cute, E7And (020130@1)they're cuddly, And they're; A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1)Ready to please. Verse 3: G (320003@1)I like, Chinese food, A7The (x02020@1)waiters, Never are rude, D7 (xx0212@1)Think of the, Many things, They've done, To impress; GThere's (320003@1)Maoism, E7 (020130@1)Taoism, A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1)I Ching and chess. Chorus 2: GSo (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7I (xx0212@1)like their, Tiny little trees, GTheir (320003@1)Zen, E7Their (020130@1)ping-pong, A7Their (x02020@1)Yin and, D7Yang-ese. (xx0212@1) Verse 4: G (320003@1)I like, Chinese thought, A7The (x02020@1)wisdom that, Confucious taught, D7If (xx0212@1)Darwin, Is anything, To shout about, GThe (320003@1)Chinese will, E7Sur-vive (020130@1)us all A7 (x02020@1) D7With-out (xx0212@1)any doubt. Chorus 3: GSo (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7They (xx0212@1)only come up, To your knees, GYet (320003@1)they're wise, E7And (020130@1)they're witty, And they're; A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1)Ready to please. Chorus 4: G (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7Their (xx0212@1)food is, Guaranteed to please, G (320003@1) E7A (020130@1)fourteen, A seven, A7 (x02020@1) D7A (xx0212@1)nine and ly-chees. Chorus 5: GSo (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese, D7I (xx0212@1)like their, Tiny little trees, GTheir (320003@1)Zen, E7Their (020130@1)ping-pong, A7Their (x02020@1)Yin, D7And (xx0212@1)Yang-ese. Chorus 6: G (320003@1)I like Chinese, A7 (x02020@1)I like Chinese... (Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- G (320003@1) Adim (2312xx@1) D (xx0232@1) A7 (x02020@1) D7 (xx0212@1) E7 (020130@1) EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 xx2323 xx0232 x02223 xx0212 020100 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)