ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song


D7 (xx0212@1)                                  GIsn't (320003@1)it awfully nice to have a penis
A7 (x02020@1)                                     DD7 
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
D7It's (xx0212@1)swell to have a stiffy
     G (320003@1)       G7 (320001@1)  E7It's (020130@1)divine to own a dick
         A7From (x02020@1)the tiniest little tadger
       D (xx0232@1)     A7 (x02020@1)    DTo (xx0232@1)the world's biggest prick

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   D7 (xx0212@1)                                      GSo (320003@1)three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
A7 (x02020@1)                                  DA7 DHooray (xx0232@1)for your one-eyed trouser snake
     D7Your (xx0212@1)piece of pork, your wife's best friend
     G (320003@1)   G7 (320001@1)    E7Your (020130@1)Percy or your cock
        A7You (x02020@1)can wrap it up in ribbons
        D (xx0232@1)     A7 (x02020@1)    DYou (xx0232@1)can slip it in your sock
          C (x32010@1)            C#dim7
But don't take it out in public
             G (320003@1)       B7 (x21202@1)   E7Or (020130@1)they will stick you in the dock
        A7 (x02020@1)  D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)  D7G
And you won't come back

OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH