Artist: Neil Innes (from Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band)
Song: Mr. Apollo
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Intro: G  Bb  F  G


               G (320003@1)        Bb (x1333x@1)       I have seen Mr. Apollo

               F (133211@1)                 G (320003@1)       Uproot trees with his bare hands 

        G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)       I have seen Mr. Apollo's 

        A (x02220@1)           D (xx0232@1)       Body building plans 

                 G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       He's the strongest man 

            C (x32010@1)            Em (022000@1)       The world has ever seen 

            A (x02220@1)                  
        And if you take his courses 


        He'll make you big and rough 


        Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry

                     D (xx0232@1)                 D/Cbass (x30232@1)        "Oh lah! Oh, crikey! Let go, you rotter! Don't

         D/B (x20232@1)        D/A (x00232@1)        punish me!" 

                    G (320003@1)       When you're tough, you're very fit

                      D (xx0232@1)       Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit 

                   Em (022000@1)            
        You are so strong, and proud of it 

                  C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)       Thanks to Mr. Apollo 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo 

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows 

                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)
        Everybody knows

                            C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)       That a healthy body makes a healthy mind


        (Solo, no chord**)
 
        (Instr: GBb FG  BbA D)


        D (xx0232@1)                 
        You know! You know he's the

        G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       Strongest man

            C (x32010@1)            Em (022000@1)       The world has ever seen

            A (x02220@1)
        And if you take his courses

 
        He'll make you big and rough 

         
        Uh huh, and uh, ha, you can kick 


        the sand right 

                              D (xx0232@1)                  D/C (x30232@1)       back, in their faces! Kick! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 


        
        D/B (x20232@1) D/A (x00232@1)       
                    G (320003@1)       When you're tough, you're very fit

                      D (xx0232@1)        Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit

                   Em (022000@1)       You are so strong, and proud of it

                  C (x32010@1)   D (xx0232@1)       Thanks to Mr. Apollo 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows

                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
 
        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)
        Everybody knows

                            C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)
        That a healthy body makes a healthy mind

    
        (No chord...solo bit**)


        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows

                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

         
        Oh, yeah!
 
        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows

                            C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)       That a healthy body makes a healthy mind

                         G (320003@1)       He can do it for you!
 
        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows 

                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)        Everybody knows 

                                    C (x32010@1)        That a healthy body (oooh!) makes a healthy
 
        D (xx0232@1)       mind

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo 

        (He can do it for you!)

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows 
                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1)       Everybody knows

                            C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)        That a healthy body makes a healthy mind 

        G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)       Follow Mr. Apollo

        Em (022000@1) 
        Everybody knows 

                              C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)       He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind 

 
        G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)  Em (022000@1)   C (x32010@1)   D.........
        Follow...