Artist: Neil Innes (from Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band) Song: Mr. Apollo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: G Bb F G G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) I have seen Mr. Apollo F (133211@1) G (320003@1) Uproot trees with his bare hands G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) I have seen Mr. Apollo's A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Body building plans G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the strongest man C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) The world has ever seen A (x02220@1) And if you take his courses He'll make you big and rough Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry D (xx0232@1) D/Cbass (x30232@1) "Oh lah! Oh, crikey! Let go, you rotter! Don't D/B (x20232@1) D/A (x00232@1) punish me!" G (320003@1) When you're tough, you're very fit D (xx0232@1) Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit Em (022000@1) You are so strong, and proud of it C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Thanks to Mr. Apollo G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) That a healthy body makes a healthy mind (Solo, no chord**) (Instr: GBb FG BbA D) D (xx0232@1) You know! You know he's the G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Strongest man C (x32010@1) Em (022000@1) The world has ever seen A (x02220@1) And if you take his courses He'll make you big and rough Uh huh, and uh, ha, you can kick the sand right D (xx0232@1) D/C (x30232@1) back, in their faces! Kick! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! D/B (x20232@1) D/A (x00232@1) G (320003@1) When you're tough, you're very fit D (xx0232@1) Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit Em (022000@1) You are so strong, and proud of it C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Thanks to Mr. Apollo G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) That a healthy body makes a healthy mind (No chord...solo bit**) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind Oh, yeah! G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) That a healthy body makes a healthy mind G (320003@1) He can do it for you! G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) That a healthy body (oooh!) makes a healthy D (xx0232@1) mind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo (He can do it for you!) Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) That a healthy body makes a healthy mind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Follow Mr. Apollo Em (022000@1) Everybody knows C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1) D......... Follow...