Paul Thorn - It's A Great Day (For Me to Whoop Somebody's Ass) Here is a simple and fun song to to play... At least the way I play it is very simple. I've seen others play it anywhere from open to a capo on the 1st, 2nd or 3 frets, so just mess around with it. INTO: G VERSE 1: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Have You Ever Had One Of Those Days When Nothing Goes Right (G) DYour (xx0232@1)Wife Starts Bitchin'bout Whatever It Was She Was Bitchin' About Last Night G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GSo (320003@1)You Escape Into The Bathroom Just To Sit There On Your Thrown (G) D (xx0232@1) GBut (320003@1)After You Finish Your Business The Toilet Paper's Gone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS: (G) C (x32010@1) GWell (320003@1)It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass (G) DIt's (xx0232@1)A Bad Day So You Better Get Off My Back G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GYou (320003@1)Might Get Cold Cock... If You Cross My Path (G) C (x32010@1) G'Cuz (320003@1)It's A Great Day For Me To Whup Somebody's Ass -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2: (G) C (x32010@1) GWell (320003@1)I Was Runnin' Late For Work So I Poured Me Some Coffee To Go (G) DAnd (xx0232@1)Just Before I Had A Flat Tire I Spilled It All Over My Clothes G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GWhen (320003@1)The Highway Patrol Man Pulled Up I Thought That Help Was On The Way (G) D (xx0232@1) GBut (320003@1)When He Saw The Tire Tool In My Hand He Shot Me With Pepper Spray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 3: (G) C (x32010@1) GWhen (320003@1)I Finally Made It To Work I Was 15 Minutes Late (G) DI (xx0232@1)Told My Boss About The Flat Tire But He Fired Me Anyway G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) GSo (320003@1)Here I Am Out In The Parking Lot Just Waiting By His Corvette (G) D (xx0232@1) GI'm (320003@1)Gonna Give Him A Goodbye Present That He Never Will Forget -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REPEAT CHORUS: 1X -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- END ON: G