The chords on here are terrible (no offence)... this one works, trust me.

No Capo, standard tuning

Intro: D x4

DFine (xx0232@1)china stack by the kitchen sink 
DAunt (xx0232@1)Tammy's in there claiming on the diamond rings 
DUncle (xx0232@1)Bobby's loading up the TV set 
DOnly (xx0232@1)thing they're grieving over's

What they ain't gonna get 
G (320003@1)                                     DShe's (xx0232@1)only been in the ground a day or two 
          C (x32010@1)                   G (320003@1)              DI'm (xx0232@1)glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

DGreat (xx0232@1)Granddaddy's shotgun started it all 
DShe (xx0232@1)wasn't even cold

'Fore they ripped it off the wall 
DWanda's (xx0232@1)fighting Angie over antique quilts 
DNobody (xx0232@1)even waited for the reading of the will 
G (320003@1)                                       DIf (xx0232@1)Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue 
          C (x32010@1)                   G (320003@1)              DI'm (xx0232@1)glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Solo: DD DD GD CG DD

DI'm (xx0232@1)watching it all go down in shame 
DWish (xx0232@1)the whole house would go up in flames 
DWho (xx0232@1)gives a damn about a cedar chest 
D (one strum)
When we just laid her soul to rest 
G (320003@1)                                     DShe's (xx0232@1)only been in the ground a day or two 
          C (x32010@1)                   G (320003@1)              DI'm (xx0232@1)glad Mama ain't around to watch this family feud

G (320003@1)                                  DShe's (xx0232@1)probably rolling over in her grave 
            C(one (x32010@1)strum)
'Cause the good lord giveth and the family taketh away