BbI (x1333x@1)was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
B#
We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
FHe (133211@1)said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
F (133211@1)                                     BbThat (x1333x@1)we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."

Bb"Do (x1333x@1)I have to go out, dude?"
B#
"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
FI (133211@1)hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
F (133211@1)                           BbPut (x1333x@1)on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.

BbWe (x1333x@1)hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
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In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
FWe (133211@1)drove around for like half the night.
F (133211@1)                      BbLuckily (x1333x@1)the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.

BbWe (x1333x@1)rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
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Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
FThat's (133211@1)where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
F (133211@1)                                BbThe (x1333x@1)party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:

Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around,
F (133211@1)                            BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)

BbNow (x1333x@1)everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
B#
Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid. 
FHe (133211@1)was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
F (133211@1)                BbLike (x1333x@1)"automobile, big leck!"

BbI (x1333x@1)poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
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This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
F (133211@1)I told that HARP that she could go to hell
F (133211@1)                    BbAnd (x1333x@1)then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.

BbAnd (x1333x@1)down to have some fun, she
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Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
FThe (133211@1)alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
F (133211@1)                      BbSo (x1333x@1)I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And

BbShe (x1333x@1)said, "ha! You're totally cute.
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"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
FHell (133211@1)yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
F (133211@1)                       BbThe (x1333x@1)party started moving, and everybody started singing:

Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around,
F (133211@1)                            BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)

BbCORONA'S (x1333x@1)ex-boyfriend started talking to me
B#
His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
F'Cause (133211@1)dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
F (133211@1)                       BbHe (x1333x@1)was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
BbI (x1333x@1)should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
B#
Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."

F"Of (133211@1)COORS! Challenge accepted."
F (133211@1)                        BbYou (x1333x@1)can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
BbBeer (x1333x@1)pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
B#
I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.

FWe (133211@1)played for a while, and I was wooing them when
F (133211@1)                        BbI (x1333x@1)showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
BbAnd (x1333x@1)CORONA was like, "wow!
B#
You can totally touch my boob now."

FI (133211@1)was EL PRESIDENTE
F (133211@1)                 
Or maybe a king with my CORONA
BbIn (x1333x@1)my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:

Bb[inaudible] (x1333x@1)bottles of beer on the wall.
B#
[inaudible] bottles of beer.
FYou (133211@1)take one down, you pass it around,
F (133211@1)                            BbYou (x1333x@1)got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIgJ0MYSjv8