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GEveryday (320003@1)in Lunch in high school 
       DAnd (xx0232@1)all my senior year,
                              C (x32010@1)           GI'd (320003@1)drink my coca-cola with a touch of everclear.
                             DI (xx0232@1)didn't have to study math, science or history,
                                 C (x32010@1)          GI'd (320003@1)have a chemical flashback to jog my memory.
                               DMy (xx0232@1)junior year I swore I loved sweet miss Sherry Ann
                                      C (x32010@1)         GOne (320003@1)night I put some everclear in her dr. pepper can.
  CI (x32010@1)thought it would make her easy,
GBut (320003@1)she took it pretty hard
           DI (xx0232@1)took her home and rang her doorbell,
           C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)Left her laying in the yard.

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)              GTequila (320003@1)dries me out,
C (x32010@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey (xx0232@1)makes me nauseous,
        C (x32010@1)                GTell (320003@1)me who the hell needs that.
GIf (320003@1)you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe (xx0232@1)answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C (x32010@1)                        
It's called everclear.

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GI (320003@1)remember my church picnic
        DIn (xx0232@1)the spring of '89

They had four fresh watermelons, 
C (x32010@1)                       GSliced (320003@1)right off the vine.

When the bowed their heads
DGiving (xx0232@1)Grace for the food,

I pulled out my bottle,
           C (x32010@1)           GAnd (320003@1)I soaked them melons good.

They never knew what hit em,
         DWhen (xx0232@1)the potion went to work,

They had grandmas doing backflips,
         C (x32010@1)              GGrandpas (320003@1)looking up their skirts.
          CThey (x32010@1)were singing hallelujah,
    GAnd (320003@1)Willie Nelson songs.
            DMy (xx0232@1)preacher said it was the best dang picnic
         CThat (x32010@1)the Baptists have ever thrown.

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)              GTequila (320003@1)dries me out,
C (x32010@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey (xx0232@1)makes me nauseous,
        C (x32010@1)                GTell (320003@1)me who the hell needs that.
GIf (320003@1)you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe (xx0232@1)answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C (x32010@1)                        
It's called everclear.

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GWell (320003@1)now I'm drinking everclear,
             DThinking (xx0232@1)I'm king of this whole world

I'm bigger n badder than John Wayne,
C (x32010@1)                GCooler (320003@1)than Steve Earl.
G (320003@1)                    DTill (xx0232@1)I wake up and I'm face down in the hall,
                               C (x32010@1)            GAnd (320003@1)I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
G (320003@1)                          DI'm (xx0232@1)kinda sorta thinkin that maybe I met a chick

Cause there is perfume in the air 
             C (x32010@1)           GAnd (320003@1)there is lipstick on my neck
       CWell (x32010@1)I hope that she was pretty,
      GAnd (320003@1)I hope that she was kind
DEnough (xx0232@1)to leave my clothes somewhere 
        CThey're (x32010@1)easy to find

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)              GTequila (320003@1)dries me out,
C (x32010@1)                     GAnd (320003@1)beer just makes me fat,
DWhiskey (xx0232@1)makes me nauseous,
        C (x32010@1)                GTell (320003@1)me who the hell needs that.
GIf (320003@1)you're thinkin' bout drinkin,
     DThe (xx0232@1)answer's crystal clear,

It's the invisible intoxicant,
C (x32010@1)                        
It's called everclear.

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