Jackie (Brel/Jouannest/Shuman) Intro: GmDm x4 Verse 1 Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1)And if one day I should become asinger (x02210@1)with aSpanish (x02210@1)bum Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Who sings for women of great virtue Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1)I'd sing to them with aguitar (x02210@1)I'd borrowed from acoffee (x02210@1)bar Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1)Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you! G (320003@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Gmaj6 My name would be Antonio and all my bridges I would burn Gmaj7G Am (x02210@1)DAm D (xx0232@1)And when I gave them some they'd know I'd expect something in return Am (x02210@1) Am(maj7) Am7 (x02010@1)I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility Am6 (x02212@1) B7 (x21202@1)With some old Grandmama who might be decked out like aChristmas (x02210@1)tree Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) And though pink elephants I'd see, though I'd be drunk as I could be Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Am7 (x02010@1) G (320003@1) Still I would sing my song to me about the time they called me Jackie Chorus GGmaj7 Gmaj6 Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)If I could be for only an hour G (320003@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Am (x02210@1)D (xx0232@1)If I could be for an hour every day Am (x02210@1) Am(maj7) Am7 (x02010@1)Am6 (x02212@1) If I could be for just one little hour D (xx0232@1) GmDm GmDm Acute (x02220@1)cute in astupid-assed (x02210@1)way Verse 2 Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1)And if I joined the social world, became procurer of young girls Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1)Then I would have my own bordellos Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1)My record would be number one and I'd sell records by the ton Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1)All sung by many other fellows G (320003@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Gmaj6 My name would then be Handsome Jack and I'd sell boats of opium Gmaj7G Am7D Am7D Whisky that came from Twickenham, authentic queers and phoney virgins Am (x02210@1) Am(maj7) Am7 (x02010@1)If I had banks on every finger, afinger (x02210@1)in every country Am6 (x02212@1) B7 (x21202@1)And all the countries ruled by me I'd still know where I'd want to be Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1)Locked up inside my opium den surrounded by some Chinamen Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Am7 (x02010@1) G (320003@1)I'd sing the song that I sang then about the time they called me Jackie repeat chorus Verse 3 Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Now tell me wouldn't it be nice that if one day in Paradise Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1)I'd sing for all the ladies up there Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1)And they would sing along with me, we'd be so happy, that'd be Dm (xx0231@1) Gm (355333@1) Dm (xx0231@1)'Cos down below is really nowhere G (320003@1) Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) Gmaj6 And if my name were Juniper and I would know where I was going Gmaj7 (xx5432@1) G (320003@1) Am7D Am7D And I would become all-knowing, my beard so very long and flowing Am (x02210@1) Am(maj7) Am7 (x02010@1)If I became deaf, dumb and blind because I pitied all mankind Am6 (x02212@1)And broke my heart to make things right B7 (x21202@1)I'd know that every single night Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1)When my angelic work was through the angels and the Devil too Bm (x24432@1) Em (022000@1) Am7 (x02010@1) G (320003@1)Would sing my childhood song to me about the time they called me Jackie repeat chorus GmDm x4 end on G (320003@1)