Song: The Headmaster Ritual
Artist: The Smiths
Album: Meat is Murder (1985)

Chords Used (low to high, standard tuning):
Cadd9: x3x033
Esus4: 022200
E*: 022103
E: 022100
Dsus2: x00230
G6add9(no3rd): 3x0230
A: x02220
B: 224442
C#m: 446654
Amaj7: x02120
Ab: 466544
F#: 244322
Emaj7: 022333

Intro: Cadd9 Esus4 E* E (x2)
       Cadd9 Dsus2 G6add9(no3rd)
       Cadd9Esus4 E* E(Hold (022100@1)E for 8 measures)
       Cadd9Dsus2 E(Hold (022100@1)E for 6 measures)
       Cadd9Dsus2 EE

A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)         E (022100@1)         C#m (x13321@4) Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Amaj7 (x02120@1)     B (x2444x@1)   Dsus2 (xx0230@1)ESpineless (022100@1)swine, cemented minds
              BSir (x2444x@1)leads the troops, jealous of youth
         A (x02220@1)          EC#m
Same old suit since 1962
B (x2444x@1) He does the military two-step
AbDown (xx1114@1)the nape of my neck
C#m (x13321@4)       B (x2444x@1) I wanna go home
Ab (xx1114@1)             Amaj7 (x02120@1) I don't want to stay
F# (244322@1)         Emaj7 (021100@1)          Amaj7Ab A (x02220@1) Give up education as a bad mistake
C#m (x13321@4)             B (x2444x@1) Mid-week on the playing fields
Ab (xx1114@1)                    Amaj7 (x02120@1) Sir thwacks you on the knees
                  F#Knees (244322@1)you in the groin
         Emaj7Elbow (021100@1)in the face
Amaj7 (x02120@1)        AbBruises (xx1114@1)bigger than dinner plates
Amaj7
  I wanna go home
Ab (xx1114@1) I don't want to stay
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)             Esus4 (022200@1) E*    EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)               Esus4 (022200@1) E*    EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay

Interlude: Cadd9 Esus4 E* E
           Cadd9 Dsus2 G6add9(no3rd)
           Cadd9Esus4 E* E(Hold (022100@1)E for 8 measures)
           Cadd9Dsus2 EE

A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)         E (022100@1)         C#m (x13321@4) Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
        Amaj7 (x02120@1)     B (x2444x@1) Dsus2E
Spineless bastards all
              BSir (x2444x@1)leads the troops, jealous of youth
         A (x02220@1)          EC#m
Same old joke since 1902
B (x2444x@1) He does the military two-step
AbDown (xx1114@1)the nape of my neck
C#m (x13321@4)       B (x2444x@1) I wanna go home
Ab (xx1114@1)             Amaj7 (x02120@1) I don't want to stay
F# (244322@1)      Emaj7 (021100@1)          Amaj7Ab A (x02220@1) Give up life as a bad mistake
C#m (x13321@4)       B (x2444x@1) Please excuse me from gym
Ab (xx1114@1)                    Amaj7 (x02120@1) I've got this terrible cough coming on
   F#He (244322@1)grabs and devours
Emaj7
He kicks me in the showers
Amaj7
Kicks me in the showers
       AbAnd (xx1114@1)he grabs and devours
 Amaj7
I want to go home
Ab (xx1114@1)I don't want to stay
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)             Esus4 (022200@1) E*    EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)               Esus4 (022200@1) E*    EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na huh-yay
  Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)                Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)         Esus4 (022200@1) E*    EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)   Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)         Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)   Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9
Huh na na na na na na
Dsus2
Huh na na na na na na
G6add9(no3rd)
Huh na na na na
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)       Esus4 (022200@1)E*  EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na huh-yay
Cadd9 (x32030@1)         Esus4 (022200@1) E* EHuh (022100@1)na na na na na huh-yay

(and fade...)

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