Intro:
G (320003@1)   G7Well (320001@1) I'm  The...

Chorus 1:
C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 1:
CI (x32010@1)came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back
Am (x02210@1)                                                          DTeleporting (xx0232@1)fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am
G7Teleporting (320001@1)Fat Guy!

Chorus 2:
C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 2:
CPunched (x32010@1)Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace,
               Am (x02210@1)                                                  DBecause (xx0232@1)I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from 
outer space!
                 G7Teleporting (320001@1)Fat guy! Teleporting!

Chorus 3:
C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C (x32010@1)                       G7 (320001@1)        CTeleporting, (x32010@1)teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Outro:
C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1)F (133211@1)G7 (320001@1)C (x32010@1)                 G7 (320001@1)       C (x32010@1)   G7C
             Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.