Track 10 - Handy Hints From the Undertaker

I've taken the lyrics from the booklet. Comments and corrections welcome.

Bm (x24432@1)                    DYou (xx0232@1)should have told me sonny,
                    A (x02220@1)   
I'd fake it for the money,
       EmI'm (022000@1)so easy that it's funny.
Bm (x24432@1)                DYou (xx0232@1)say you got the last laugh,
                        AWell (x02220@1)I'm still laughing loudest,
       Em (022000@1)             Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)       EmOn (022000@1)the other side of my face - don't replace me.

You're a walking fuckin' Judas,
I guess that makes me Jesus,
I guess that makes you my weakness.
And if you're begging for forgiveness, 
You better know your business,
                                Bm (x24432@1)D (xx0232@1)                 A (x02220@1)            Em (022000@1)F#Hit (244322@1)your knees boy and don't be late - because you know me and I don't wait.

D (xx0232@1)            A (x02220@1)            EmYour (022000@1)eyes roll back into your skull,
D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)         EmYou (022000@1)break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
           BmI (x24432@1)hope you fall.

Bm (x24432@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Em (022000@1)I think I might have kissed her,
I know I got a blister,
I swear I, I never touched your sister.
But she told me about your brother,
She should have left your number,
Because I think I would have rung you.
But you know me and I'm so fake,
      Bm (x24432@1)     DBut (xx0232@1)I know you,
           A (x02220@1)                       Em (022000@1)    F#and (244322@1)that's okay because you take the cake.

Your eyes roll back into your skull,
You break so easy like a lifeless china doll,
You've gone too far to ever save your soul,
Don't make me break you china doll.
I hope you fall.

Bm (x24432@1)          D (xx0232@1)           AWell (x02220@1)you know me and I'm so fake,
          EmBut (022000@1)it's okay cause you take the cake,
Every time I'm around,
It's hard to love when you're so far down,
You lost your head; you lost your face,
You done your heart, now you take your place.

Bm (x24432@1)          D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)   EmDon't (022000@1)make me break you china doll,
Don't make me break you china doll.