Mixer At Delta Chi
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by Stephen Lynch
from "The Craig Machine" (2005)


   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
   + This file is Jordan Lapping's own work and represents his     +
   + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for    +
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   + permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy.               +
   +---------------------------------------------------------------+


NOTE: When Stephen plays the A chord in this song, he barr?s the D, G, B strings
with the index finger, muting the high e string. Thus, every chord in this song
is a barr? or power chord.



       CHORDS USED
(in order of first appearance):
    C (x32010@1) A (x02220@1)F5 (133xxx@1)G#5 (133xxx@4)G5A#5
e]--x---x---x---x---x---x--|
B]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
G]--5---2---x---x---x---x--|
D]--5---2---3---6---5---8--|
A]--3---0---3---6---5---8--|
E]--x-------1---4---3---6--|


 INTRO:
C - A (x2)
C - A - F5 - G#5


 VERSE 1:
 C (x32010@1)          A (x02220@1)         C (x32010@1)        AIt's (x02220@1)College time again, September's almost here
 C (x32010@1)           A (x02220@1)          F5 (133xxx@1)         G#5Hanging (133xxx@4)with freshmen girls, frat party kegs of beer
C (x32010@1)      A (x02220@1)               C (x32010@1)      AI (x02220@1)see a girl I'm wanting, mixer at Delta Chi
C (x32010@1)          A (x02220@1)       F5 (133xxx@1)           G#5We (133xxx@4)take some oxycontin; Dave Matthew gettin' high


 PRE-CHORUS 1:
G5 (355xxx@1)       F5 (133xxx@1)           G5 (355xxx@1)            F5And (133xxx@1)then as I undress her, and start my stimulus
G5 (355xxx@1)            F5She (133xxx@1)says, "But wait, Professor.
 G5 (355xxx@1)       G#5 (133xxx@4)   A#5 (x133xx@1)C (x32010@1)  AThis (x02220@1)wasn't on the syllabus?"...


 CHORUS 1:
C (x32010@1)      A (x02220@1)    C (x32010@1)   AI'm (x02220@1)the bad professor
C (x32010@1)      A (x02220@1)    C (x32010@1)   AI'm (x02220@1)the bad professor!
C (x32010@1)        A (x02220@1)     C (x32010@1)   AA (x02220@1)tenured titty caresser
C (x32010@1)   G#5 (133xxx@4) G5 (355xxx@1)C (x32010@1) AI'm (x02220@1)a bad, bad man...


 INTERLUDE:
C - A  (x3)


 VERSE 2:
 C (x32010@1)          A (x02220@1)           C (x32010@1)       ATutor (x02220@1)her at my apartment, turns into a slow dance
  C (x32010@1)        A (x02220@1)               F5 (133xxx@1)         G#5"Hey (133xxx@4)baby, what's your minor? Got your majorin' my pants.
C (x32010@1)          A (x02220@1)          C (x32010@1)         AI (x02220@1)love her student body, she wants a better grade
C (x32010@1)         A (x02220@1)          F5 (133xxx@1)             G#5 (133xxx@4)      G5I (355xxx@1)say, "If you roll over I'll throw in Financial Aid...


 PRE-CHORUS 2:
G5 (355xxx@1)                     F5"I (133xxx@1)hope you've boned up for your midterm
G5 (355xxx@1)                F5If (133xxx@1)you want, I can help you cram
 G5 (355xxx@1)          F5 (133xxx@1)                G5Don't (355xxx@1)give a shit about the essay-test
                     G#5 (133xxx@4)      A#5 (x133xx@1)  C (x32010@1)  ASo (x02220@1)let's skip it and get to the oral exam!"...


 CHORUS 2:
C (x32010@1)      A (x02220@1)    C (x32010@1)   AI'm (x02220@1)the bad professor,
C (x32010@1)      A (x02220@1)    C (x32010@1)   AI'm (x02220@1)the bad professor!
 C (x32010@1)         A (x02220@1)      C (x32010@1)   AYour (x02220@1)money's on the dresser
 C (x32010@1)  G#5 (133xxx@4) G5 (355xxx@1)   CI'm (x32010@1)a bad, bad... man!