Beelzeboss Chords by Tenacious D, www.Ultimate-Guitar.Com

H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5

Beelze 

Bb5A5         Bb5A5 
I am complete! 

Both 

Bb5 A5    A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Beelze

Bb5A5              Bb5A5 
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5A5  A5Bb5          Bb5A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5A5                   Bb5A5 
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
Bb5A5             A5Bb5       Bb5A5    F#5 (244xxx@1)D5You (xx023x@1)brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

JB

B (x2444x@1)    D (xx0232@1)    F# (244322@1)              GWaaait (320003@1)Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)      Awe (x02220@1)challenge you to a rock off,
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)                 AGive (x02220@1)us one chance to rock your socks off


Beelze

B5 (x244xx@1)  B5 (x244xx@1)  B5Fuck! (x244xx@1)fuck! Fuck!
D5 (xx023x@1)      A5 (x022xx@1) B5The (x244xx@1)Demon Code prevents me,
D5 (xx023x@1)             A5 (x022xx@1)     B5From (x244xx@1)declining a rock-off challenge.
D5 (xx023x@1)          A5 (x022xx@1)   A (x02220@1)         EWhat (022100@1)are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?

JB

EIf (022100@1)we win,
E (022100@1)                Am (x02210@1)                Eyou (022100@1)must take your sorry ass back to hell
E (022100@1)               Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1)C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Aand (x02220@1)also you will have to pay our rent

Beelze
      
AmAND (x02210@1)WHAT IF I WIN?

JB    

    G (320003@1)                                    
Then you can take Kage back to hell    

KG  

What!?

JB  

Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG  

What the fuck are you talkin about?

JB
                  CTo (x32010@1)be your little bitch

Beelze

Fine!
B5 (x244xx@1)                     C5 (x355xx@1)B5 (x244xx@1)D5 (xx023x@1)C#5E5  D#5G5  F#5 (244xxx@1)B5Let (x244xx@1)the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5  B5  D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5  B5 
I'm the devil I love metal!
C5 (x355xx@1)  B5 (x244xx@1) D5 (xx023x@1)  C#5 (x133xx@4)E5D#5  G5F#5 B5 (x244xx@1)Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
B5I'm (x244xx@1)the Devil I can do what I want!
D5 (xx023x@1)Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
F#5 (244xxx@1)                                              F#5B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
B5I (x244xx@1)can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5I'm (xx023x@1)gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5 (244xxx@1)                                           F#5B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!

JB 

D5NOOOO! (xx023x@1)c'mon Kage bring the thunder

KG 

                Gm (355333@1)                           BbThere's (x1333x@1)just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece

JB  

Listen to me-
 
KG  

            D (xx0232@1)                            GmHe (355333@1)rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man

JB 
 
God dammit Kage,
           Gmhe's (355333@1)gonna make you his sex slave,
           Bbyour (x1333x@1)gonna gargle Mayonnaise

KG  

Noo 

JB  

          D (xx0232@1)                        GmUnless (355333@1)we bust a massive monster mama jam

KG 

Dude,
      Gmwe've (355333@1)been through so much shit

JB          

   EbDe-activated (x43121@3)lasers with my dick

BOTH

Bb (x1333x@1)                              DNow (xx0232@1)it's time to blow this fucker down
Gmc'mon (355333@1)Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb (x43121@3)                       Bb (x1333x@1)         FI (133211@1)hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
GmLight (355333@1)up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb (x43121@3)                           Bb (x1333x@1)       FWe'll (133211@1)bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
GmNow (355333@1)we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb (x43121@3)                     Bb (x1333x@1)        FHe's (133211@1)gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
GmC'mon (355333@1)Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb (x43121@3)             Bb (x1333x@1)         FOOOOOOh (133211@1)(?) It's time for the black out

JB

       Gm (355333@1)            DHey (xx0232@1)educationer, Beelzeboss,
             Bb (x1333x@1)                Dwe (xx0232@1)know your weakness our rocket-sauce
            Gm (355333@1)                   Dwe (xx0232@1)rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
          Bb (x1333x@1)                 Dwe (xx0232@1)will defeat you, for all mankind
              Gm (355333@1)                 Dyou (xx0232@1)hold the scepter, we hold the key
            Bb (x1333x@1)              Fyou (133211@1)are the devil, we are the D

BOTH
           
           Gm (355333@1)          DWe (xx0232@1)are the D, We are the D
           Bb (x1333x@1)          FWe (133211@1)are the D, We are the D
           Gm (355333@1)          DWe (xx0232@1)are the D, We are the D
       
           Bb (x1333x@1)          FWe (133211@1)are the D, We are the D
          Gm (355333@1)           D (xx0232@1) 
We are the D, We are the D
           Bb (x1333x@1)          FWe (133211@1)are the D, We are the D
          Gm (355333@1)           DWe (xx0232@1)are the D, We are the D
           Bb (x1333x@1)          F (133211@1)  GWe (320003@1)are the D, We are the D

Beelze

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 
Taste my lightning, fucker! 

JB

Bb5 A5
No!

Beelze

Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5 (xx023x@1)My Fuckin' horn!
D5Oh (xx023x@1)no!

JB 

D5 (xx023x@1)                  DC# DC# DC# DFrom (xx0232@1)whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!

Beelze

C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 
Nooooooo!  
E5 (022xxx@1)     D#5 (xx134x@1) G5 (355xxx@1)         F#5 (244xxx@1)Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5 (355xxx@1) F#5 (244xxx@1)    G5F#5 G5F#5 G#5 (133xxx@4)D5Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!