This is the lead acoustic guitar (Kyle Gass) version for Kielbasa. It's a technical
piece and needs a lot of work and concentration, but once you have learned the basic
intro riff, everything else will come together.

I have included the lyrics to the song to help you with the tab as a whole.

Skit: Tempo = 80

[spoken]
[KG:] Dude, we gotta fuckin' write something new. C'mon.
[strums]
[JB:] I don't like that. So far ba--, off to a bad start.
[strums again]
[JB:] Better, closer, warmer.
[strums again]
[JB:] That's it. Okay.

G7 (320001@1)                C7 (x32310@1)                A7 (x02020@1)              
E||------------------|--1----------------|--0----------------|--0----------------|
B||------------------|--0----------------|--1----------------|--2----------------|
G||------------------|--0----------------|--3----------------|--0----------------|
D||------------------|--0----------------|--2----------------|--2----------------|
A||------------------|--2----------------|--3----------------|--0----------------|
E||------------------|--3----------------|-------------------|-------------------|

Intro: Tempo = 100
                                                                                     
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----------------------------|-----1-----1----------------|--------------------------|
--------3b--0-0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0---|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|
--------0-------0-------0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0-0-|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|
------------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3-------------|----------------------0-0-|
--3--3----------------------|----------------------------|--3--3--------------------|

-----------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|
-----1------1----------|--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|
--2--0------0----------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|
--3--3--0-0-2----------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|
--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|
-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|

Verse One
          
                                                    I love you baby
---------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
---------------------------|-----1------1----------|--------------------------|
---------------------------|--2--0------0----------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|
------------------------0--|--3--3--0-0-2----------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|
-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------0-0-|
--3------------------3-----|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|

but all I can think about is Kielbasa Sausage          Your buttcheeks is warm
---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------|
-----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------|
--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------|
--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|
--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|
---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------|

I check my dipstick        You need lubrication honey  My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
--------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------|
--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|
--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|
----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|
--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----|

Now get it on           [Staccato these notes]
-----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------|
-----1------1----------|--11---11---11---11---11----|------------------------------------------|
--2--0------0----------|--12---12---12---12---12----|--14--12--10--9h10p9h10p9-----------------|
--3--3--0-0-2----------|----------------------------|---------------------------10--8h10p8-----|
--3--3--3-3-3----------|----------------------------|--------------------------------------10--|
-----------------------|----------------------------|------------------------------------------|

Verse Two

I see you walking
-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
------------9b---------------|-----------------------|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|
---------8------------8--10--|----12--10--8r---------|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|
----8h10---------8h10--------|-----------------------|----------------------0-0-|
-----------------------------|-----------------------|--3--3--------------------|

but all I can think about is Dianetics                 Your buttcheeks is warm
---------------------------|--------------------------|-----------------------|
-----1-----1---------------|--------------------------|-----1------1----------|
--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0------0----------|
--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3--0-0-2----------|
--3--3--3--3--3------------|----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3-3-3----------|
---------------------------|--3--3--------------------|-----------------------|

I check my dipstick        You need lubrication honey! My Kielbasa Sausage has just got to perform
--------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
--------------------------|-----1-----1---------------|---------------------------|
--------3b--0-3b-0--------|--2--0-----0-----0--0---0--|---------------------------|
--------0-----0--0----0-0-|--3--3-----2-----0--0h2-0--|------------------------0--|
----------------------0-0-|--3--3--3--3--3------------|-----2--2h3-2--0--2-----0--|
--3--3--------------------|---------------------------|--3------------------3-----|

Now I've been set loose-ah                    Right in your caboose...Now fucking get it on!
                       I'm shooting my juice-ah
----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|
-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|-----1-----1----------|
--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|--2--0-----0----------|
--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|--3--3--0--2----------|
--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|--3--3--3--3----------|
----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|

[Staccato these notes]                               Now get it on
----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--11--|-------------------------------------|
--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12--|--14--12--10--9h10p9-----------------|
----------------------------------|----------------------10--8h10p8-----|
----------------------------------|---------------------------------10--|
----------------------------------|-------------------------------------|

Get it on
-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
-----------------------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
------------9r---------------|-----------------------|--------------------------|
---------8-----------8h10p8--|-----------------------|--------------------------|
----8h10---------10----------|--8--8-----------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
-----------------------------|--------11--8----------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|

--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|
--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|

Dianetics junior much better than Krishna             Dianetics junior much better indeed
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|

And all the people hear you tremendous
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|--------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|
--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|

And your smoking up a big-ass bowl of weed with me, me and KG       Alright
--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|
--------------------------|--------------------------|---------------------------|
--------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|---------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2--2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3--3-----|--------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|

Oh yeah!                  Alright               Oh my God
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|
---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|

All the ladies in the house say yeah-yeah (yeah)
                            Come on your motherfuckers say aprayer (x02210@1)(prayer)
                                                        When you fight, you gotsta fight fair! (fair)
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|

You motherfucker, oh you motherfucker
                            You know what time it is!
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
---------------------------|---------------------------|---------------------------|
--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|---------------------------|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|
--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|--3--3--3--2--2--2h3-2--0--|--3--3--3--3--3--3---2-----|
---------------------------|--3--3--3--3--3--3---3-----|---------------------------|

Outro

Tenacious D Time you motherfucker go!
  E (022100@1)  E (022100@1) EC CC  C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)         G (320003@1)  G (320003@1)GG CC C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1) 
--4----4---4-0-0-0--0--0--|--5--5--5--5--5--------|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|
--5----5---5-1-1-1--1--1--|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|
--1----1---1-0-0-0--0--0--|--2--2--2--2--2--------|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|
-------------2-2-2--2--2--|-----------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|
--2----2---2-3-3-3--3--3--|-----------------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|
--0----0---0--------------|--1--1--1--1--1--------|--3----3--3-3--------------|

E (022100@1)  E (022100@1)EE FF F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  G (320003@1)GG CC C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)   E (022100@1)  E (022100@1)EE FF F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1) 
--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|
--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|
--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|
---------------------------|--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|
--2----2--2-2--------------|--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|
--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|

G (320003@1)  G (320003@1)GG CC C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)C (x32010@1)   E (022100@1)  E (022100@1)EE FF F (133211@1)F (133211@1)F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1)G (320003@1) 
--3----3--3-3-0-0-0--0--0--|--4----4--4-4-5-5-5--5--5--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|
--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--5----5--5-5-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|
--0----0--0-0-0-0-0--0--0--|--1----1--1-1-2-2-2--2--2--|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
--0----0--0-0-2-2-2--2--2--|---------------------------|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--|
--2----2--2-2-3-3-3--3--3--|--2----2--2-2--------------|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--|
--3----3--3-3--------------|--0----0--0-0-1-1-1--1--1--|--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3--|

End: [JB:] Dude, that was TNT.
  G (320003@1)     [NH]            
--3-----------------|------------------||
--3--------5--------|------------------||
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