...THE PICK OF DESTINY... by Tenacious D
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*(Am Riff):


    Am (x02210@1)   G* Am (x02210@1)      G* Ame|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--| (x02210@1)B|--1--1---0--1--|--1---0--1--1--|
G|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
D|--2--2---0--2--|--2---0--2--2--|
A|--0--0---0--0--|--0---0--0--0--|
E|---------------|---------------|

(Play this Riff whenever Am* is shown)


Chorus 1:

(n.c)         Am*
 Cos it's the pick,
            GOf (320003@1)destiny, child,
    FYou (133211@1)know it will be rocking,
         GCos (320003@1)it's fucking insane.

             Am*              GCos (320003@1)it's the pick of destiny,
     FMore (133211@1)precious than a diamond,
     GOn (320003@1)a platinum chain.

Verse 1:

Am*
 In Fair's Beach,
                           GThere (320003@1)was a man named Kage,
F (133211@1)When he was busking,
   GHe (320003@1)was all of the rage.

Am*
 He met Jables,
                        GAnd (320003@1)he taught him well.
F (133211@1)All the techniques,
             GThat (320003@1)were de-veloped in hell.

Am*
 Cock pushups,
                     GAnd (320003@1)the power slide,
F (133211@1)Geek simulation,
            GNow (320003@1)there's nowhere to hide.

Am*
 They formed a band,
                        GThey (320003@1)named Tenacious D,
F (133211@1)And then they got,
            GThe (320003@1)pick of destiny.

Chorus 2:

             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            GOf (320003@1)destiny, child,
    FYou (133211@1)know it will be rocking,
         GCos (320003@1)it's fucking insane.

             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            GOf (320003@1)destiny, child,
     FOur (133211@1)tasty grooves are better,
       GThan (320003@1)a chicken charlemagne.

Bridge 1:

    FCos (133211@1)he who is sleezy,
   GIs (320003@1)easy to please-y,
    FAnd (133211@1)she who is juicy,
     GMust (320003@1)be Lucy Goose-y
    FAnd (133211@1)he who is groovy,
     GWill (320003@1)be in my movie,
So come on:

Interlude:

Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)Am, E7 (020130@1)Break:

    DmThe (xx0231@1)wizard and the demon,
Had a Battle Royale,
    AmThe (x02210@1)demon almost killed him,
With an evil ka-pow.
    cBut (x3101x@1)then he broke his tooth,
             G (320003@1)              (n.c)
And thus the demon said 'ow'!

Chorus 3:

             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            GOf (320003@1)destiny, child,
    FYou (133211@1)know it will be rocking,
         GCos (320003@1)it's fucking insane.

             Am*
Cos it's the pick,
            GOf (320003@1)destiny, child,
     FYou (133211@1)know our boogie's better,
       GThan-a (320003@1)Citizen Caine.

Bridge 2:

    FCos (133211@1)he who's a geezer,
     GMust (320003@1)live in my freezer,

And she who is Starky,

Is full of malarky,
    FAnd (133211@1)he who is groovy,
     GWill (320003@1)be in my movie,
So come on:

Solo:

Am*, G  F  G (x2)

Bridge 3:

    FCos (133211@1)if you're a diva.
     GThen (320003@1)go to Geneva,
    FAnd (133211@1)if you're a croney,
     GThen (320003@1)suck on my boney,
    FAnd (133211@1)if you are groovy,
     GThen (320003@1)get in my movie,
It's called:

Outro:

    Am (x02210@1) G (320003@1)F (133211@1) E7Am
The pick of des-ti-ny,
    Dm (xx0231@1) AmF   E7Am
The pick of des-ti-ny.


CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   Am (x02210@1)    G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)     E7 (020130@1)    Dm (xx0231@1)    c (x3101x@1) EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x02210  320003  133211  020100  xx0231  x32010


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)