Chords:
 
   Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)   C (x32010@1)   Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)     C (x32010@1)e|--0--------0-------0---------0-------------------------------------------|
B|--1--------1-------3---------1-------------------------------------------|
G|--2--------0-------4---------0-------------------------------------------|
D|--3--------2-------5---------2-------------------------------------------|
A|--0--------3-------0---------3-------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Intro:

Listen to the song to get the rhythm right, but this is the basic fingering Liam Fray uses

e|---0-0-3-1--0-0-0-0--0-0----------------0--------------------------------|
B|---1-1-1-1--1-1-3-1--3-3----------------1--------------------------------|
G|---2-2-2-0--0-0-0-0--4-4----------------0--------------------------------|
D|---3-3-3-2--2-2-2-2--5-5----------------2--------------------------------|
A|------------3-3-3-3-------5-5-7-5-3-5-3-3--------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                      C (x32010@1)                                   Gmaj7Ill-informed, (xx5432@1)mis-educated dross falls from your face at a rate of not
                                      CI (x32010@1)feel sorry for the one who has to share a bed with you,

I'd rather be dead than you


(whistle) Fmaj7 C Gmaj7 C

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                                       
But as per usual my tongue is firmly in cheek,
CI'll (x32010@1)be dreamin up something different next week.
Gmaj7
It's for the best if you just switch off,
CI (x32010@1)sound self-important like a product of one of the thee troughs

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                   CNo, (x32010@1)I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
Gmaj7
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
CBut (x32010@1)in terms of reward you reap who you know

Fmaj7
You're like anorexic vultures on Oldham Street
CYou (x32010@1)build each other up, the musical elite
Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)                         CI (x32010@1)wasn't invited 4 years ago, I'm still not and if I was I wouldn't show
Fmaj7
Now don't get me wrong they do lovely lunches
CThe (x32010@1)muppet clintelle what a bunch of c****
Gmaj7
Passing judgement on things they don't know
CI'd (x32010@1)love to walk out and steal the show

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                   CNo, (x32010@1)I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
Gmaj7
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
CBut (x32010@1)in terms of reward you reap who you know

Fmaj7
Please don't think that I'm having a go
GPlease (320003@1)know that you know that I'm having a go
Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                  Gmaj7It's (xx5432@1)about time that you know...

Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                   CNo, (x32010@1)I wouldn't want that, gossiping the day away tit for tat
Gmaj7
It's not your fault and it's just where you go
CBut (x32010@1)in terms of reward you reap who you know